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Discuss ARRSE Crawl Beggar Spotted, Name The ARRSER at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Pararegtom Originally Posted by fwuffy Originally Posted by Pararegtom Well Done VH ...
  1. 01-08-2009, 19:40 #41
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    Re: ARRSE Crawl Beggar Spotted, Name The ARRSER

    Quote Originally Posted by Pararegtom
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    Well Done VH for the sneeky peeky picci , I.m up for this I,ll Pledge £150 , to choose the Begger and i.ll pay £50 for the Bus/tram/ rail fare, so £200 for Hols4H
    Hang on - I say something in jest and suddenly I'm being pimped out?
    How the hell did that happen!
    Beggers cant be choosers))

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    Good job I'm just 'the Accomplice' then, huh? :D

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    Re: ARRSE Crawl Beggar Spotted, Name The ARRSER

    Quote Originally Posted by fwuffy
    Quote Originally Posted by Pararegtom
    Quote Originally Posted by fwuffy
    Quote Originally Posted by Pararegtom
    Well Done VH for the sneeky peeky picci , I.m up for this I,ll Pledge £150 , to choose the Begger and i.ll pay £50 for the Bus/tram/ rail fare, so £200 for Hols4H
    Hang on - I say something in jest and suddenly I'm being pimped out?
    How the hell did that happen!
    Beggers cant be choosers))

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    Good job I'm just 'the Accomplice' then, huh? :D

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    Oh, and I am not playing out with you any more either missus. I reckon you were spiking my drinks so you could get some lezzer action!
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  3. 01-08-2009, 19:47 #43
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    Re: ARRSE Crawl Beggar Spotted, Name The ARRSER

    Did someone mention lezzers? Do tell?
    Brace up, show the movement!
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    Re: ARRSE Crawl Beggar Spotted, Name The ARRSER

    Quote Originally Posted by syledis
    Did someone mention lezzers? Do tell?
    You can't call them lezzers, they're women in comfortable shoes.
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    Re: ARRSE Crawl Beggar Spotted, Name The ARRSER

    Feck, I'll give her a free Oyster Card and a fiver top up. Long as she swallows.
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    Re: ARRSE Crawl Beggar Spotted, Name The ARRSER

    Quote Originally Posted by cuckingfunt
    Quote Originally Posted by jack-daniels
    At least she was being quiet!
    She was just being polite, it's naughty to speak with your mouth full.
    Its you ain't it? Go on... bragging again!
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    Re: ARRSE Crawl Beggar Spotted, Name The ARRSER

    edited
    Brace up, show the movement!
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    Re: ARRSE Crawl Beggar Spotted, Name The ARRSER

    Have you lot not guessed yet?
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
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    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

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    Re: ARRSE Crawl Beggar Spotted, Name The ARRSER

    Quote Originally Posted by billc
    Feck, I'll give her a free Oyster Card and a fiver top up. Long as she swallows.
    she only swallows pasties
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  10. 02-08-2009, 12:54 #50
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    Re: ARRSE Crawl Beggar Spotted, Name The ARRSER

    Poor Sluggy, even if she wanted to have been 'the woman in question' she was not capable of even moving her head, or her mouth....errr OK I might be going a bit too far there !!!

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