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**PartTimePongo** · 28-07-2009, 13:21

No, drunken party observation from a very close distance, He's also very tall , people gravitate towards him, and I've seen women go jelly at the knees because he's smiled at them, followed very quickly by a "How yer doin' delivered in pure Norn Iron. He also resists talking about himself, talks about them, and shows interest (smooth as).

He's also perceived as single, because he's not married, unlike a lot of Parliamentary serial adulterers.

It's disturbing watching dorii go all unneccessary around the bloke in a flash to bang time of absolutely fcuk all.

Mind you, he's an Arrser , so what do you expect :D

**ABrighter2006** · 28-07-2009, 13:28

That's just teasing PTP - a regular visitor?

Jarrod is that really you?!

**Mr_Deputy** · 28-07-2009, 13:31

Norn Iron? He's Estonian by blood. Hardly a bloody, bold Celtic Warrior is he? Baltic Berk more like.
I also suspect he is Dennis Pennis doing his version of Alan B'astard.

**PartTimePongo** · 28-07-2009, 13:34

Well I've never heard an Estonian say "yer man" in an accent that's pure Down.

So I guess he must be one of the Portaferry, Talinn Opiks?? :D

**Squiggers** · 28-07-2009, 13:36

Originally Posted by Donkey-Spanker

Originally Posted by Squiggers

Anything with "studies" in the course name could be passed by you dear Donkey-Spanker, its just that easy.

Does someone need a cuddle?

...hold me.

**the_boy_syrup** · 28-07-2009, 13:42

Originally Posted by PartTimePongo

Well I've never heard an Estonian say "yer man" in an accent that's pure Down.

So I guess he must be one of the Portaferry, Talinn Opiks?? :D

I always thought he was Welsh when he was on T.V.

OOps

**DozyBint** · 28-07-2009, 13:42

Originally Posted by Cuddles

Her degree from UCW Cardiff is in Welsh literature but she has done her cert. from the Met Office and gained, if her blog is to be believed a distinction.

There's a very fine line between "fan" and "stalker" Cudds! :D

As for the quirky-faced one, he's obviously incredibly smooth if he's managed to convince her he's telling the truth about this one:

'... it's refreshing that he sees me as intelligent.'

I'd be amazed if he could see anything but her spectacular dÃ©colletage through his steamed-up specs! Well done Lembit, well done... :D

**Squiggers** · 28-07-2009, 13:44

Originally Posted by Donkey-Spanker

Originally Posted by Squiggers

Originally Posted by Donkey-Spanker

Originally Posted by Squiggers

Anything with "studies" in the course name could be passed by you dear Donkey-Spanker, its just that easy.

Does someone need a cuddle?

...hold me.

I was asking, not offering.

Damn. Wheres Jarrod when you need him?

**Mr_Deputy** · 28-07-2009, 13:46

Originally Posted by PartTimePongo

Well I've never heard an Estonian say "yer man" in an accent that's pure Down.

So I guess he must be one of the Portaferry, Talinn Opiks?? :D

"etts strayed opp troo wot am Talinn ye, sure et ez"

"its the way I Tallin"

**CaptainWillard** · 28-07-2009, 14:29

Originally Posted by Vimeiro

I'm trying to picture his 'cum face'.

Think of that particular halloween mask made famous by such films as 'Scream' and 'Scary Movie'...Can anybody post a comparison shot?

CW

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