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  1. 28-07-2009, 06:19 #1
    BambiBasher
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    Captions invited

    Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall honour Afghanistan helicopter crews

    I was once famous for fifteen minutes
    On News at Ten with my enormous great winnits
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  2. 28-07-2009, 06:54 #2
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    Re: Captions invited

    I told you to lay off the Chicken Phal and Lime Pickle Charles!
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  3. 28-07-2009, 08:25 #3
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    You know Charlie, in ones younger days one used to have to put ones high-heels out of the sun-roof - my how times have changed - Tally-Ho though!!
    "...Don't bother running. You'll only die tired..."
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  4. 28-07-2009, 08:28 #4
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    Re: Captions invited

    Quote Originally Posted by BambiBasher
    Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall honour Afghanistan helicopter crews

    Is this the way to the Gay Pride march Major?
    "Patience is counting down without blasting off."
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  5. 28-07-2009, 08:30 #5
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    Re: Captions invited

    Quote Originally Posted by BambiBasher
    Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall honour Afghanistan helicopter crews

    The Tiffy had bought this outfit specially to show HRH to the helicopter.
    "Patience is counting down without blasting off."
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  6. 28-07-2009, 08:37 #6
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    My God Charles, Dessies!!!! Do you want to be outed on ARRSE?
    "There is one law for rich and poor alike, that prevents them equally from stealing bread and sleeping under bridges."

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  7. 28-07-2009, 08:39 #7
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    So I clamber in and you take the photo. Can put it next to Wills and Harrys
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  8. 28-07-2009, 08:45 #8
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    Charles my dear I thought ones cyclick stick was slightly longer than that?
    A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside.

    Baldrick's plans: As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.

    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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    Just checking that you've got your ARRSE Challenge Coin, my dear. That Flashy character's got an evil grin.
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

    I am a number. I am not a free man.
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    Get in before MDN see's you.
    I'll keep Flashy occupied.
    Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble ahead..... Formally known as Mucus, before I lost the log in....

    Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?
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  11. 28-07-2009, 09:05 #11
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    Shift your fat arrse
    Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty Leeds
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    Chas, there's a turtle's head pushing cloth back here.
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  13. 28-07-2009, 09:20 #13
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    A walt? How dare you sir
    Ones a proper soldier I married a bird with kids and everything
    We should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort:
    As the BBC pointed out, she 'bravely remained in London beside her husband' during the war.
    This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and pissed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany.
    The shame will always be with us.
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    "Hee hee. I bet this photo ends up on ARRSE."
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

    I am a number. I am not a free man.
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    Re: Captions invited

    Quote Originally Posted by BambiBasher
    Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall honour Afghanistan helicopter crews

    Do hurry up Charles. One has to get this outfit back to that Padre chappy.
    "Patience is counting down without blasting off."
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