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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
[quote="Girl_of_the_woods"]
As a non-SPS soldier I feel we (the Army we) should support our Clerks because if a Royal Navy or RAF Clerk's worth it then ours certainly are, and then some!
SSShhhhhh!!!
"Watching this thread is like being bukkake'd with stupid" - Deepsahoy
Alba gu brath!
Yea now you mention it..
The thought of such a bone cnut as you joining my illustrious Corps is horrifying..... - wet_blobby
fuck off you boering cunt,
knob off gay boy - cbgramc
you vacuous arsewipe - Auscam
London Metroplitan Police probably have an opening .... - Drivers_log
GoodCO may as well mothball the site, no-one will pay to advertise on a site with no visitors.
ZZZZZZZZZ
Grumph, snargle cough cough hack....
WTF am I still doing at work?
Cheers lads, I'd have happily carried on dozing until the cleaners came in at 0600.
Off home to surf for porn!!
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
"Hey, this is Europe. We took it from nobody; we won it from the bare soil that the ice left. The bones of our ancestors, and the stones of their works, are everywhere. Our liberties were won in wars and revolutions so terrible that we do not fear our governors: they fear us. Our children giggle and eat ice-cream in the palaces of past rulers. We snap our fingers at kings. We laugh at popes. When we have built up tyrants, we have brought them down. And we have nuclear fcuking weapons."
Used to be able to do that from here.Originally Posted by freedomman
The thought of such a bone cnut as you joining my illustrious Corps is horrifying..... - wet_blobby
fuck off you boering cunt,
knob off gay boy - cbgramc
you vacuous arsewipe - Auscam
London Metroplitan Police probably have an opening .... - Drivers_log
It's quiet this time of the morning as well.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
[quote="Girl_of_the_woods"]
As a non-SPS soldier I feel we (the Army we) should support our Clerks because if a Royal Navy or RAF Clerk's worth it then ours certainly are, and then some!
ZZZZZZZZZ
Grumph, snargle cough cough hack....
WTF am I still doing at home?
Cheers lads, I'd have happily carried on dozing until the cleaners came in at 0600.
Off to work to sit at the PC all day pretending to do v. important stuff whilst really firmly lodged in Arrse!
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
"Hey, this is Europe. We took it from nobody; we won it from the bare soil that the ice left. The bones of our ancestors, and the stones of their works, are everywhere. Our liberties were won in wars and revolutions so terrible that we do not fear our governors: they fear us. Our children giggle and eat ice-cream in the palaces of past rulers. We snap our fingers at kings. We laugh at popes. When we have built up tyrants, we have brought them down. And we have nuclear fcuking weapons."
Shhh you'll wake up the fun cops ;)
Are you psychic? It's only 3.50 pm!
Where is everyone, it's like the site's doing its best graveyard impersonation.
The thought of such a bone cnut as you joining my illustrious Corps is horrifying..... - wet_blobby
fuck off you boering cunt,
knob off gay boy - cbgramc
you vacuous arsewipe - Auscam
London Metroplitan Police probably have an opening .... - Drivers_log
I dont even know what this time of morning looks like, 7ish is too early for me!
"Mr. Meant-to has a friend, his name is Didn't-Do. Have you met them? They live together in a house called Never-Win. And I am told that it is haunted by the Ghost of Might-have-Been.” Marva Collins - 1936
I agree.. although it's 1106 in SA, kak cold aswell.I dont even know what this time of morning looks like, 7ish is too early for me!
The thought of such a bone cnut as you joining my illustrious Corps is horrifying..... - wet_blobby
fuck off you boering cunt,
knob off gay boy - cbgramc
you vacuous arsewipe - Auscam
London Metroplitan Police probably have an opening .... - Drivers_log
'kin lucky you see the cleaners at 6, ours "start" at 7.30am. By "start" I mean walking about looking at dirt and areas which need cleaning. Then about 8.30am, when people are at work, on the phone, speaking to others, along comes Mavis with her hoover. Meetings have had to stop so that the office can be cleaned!
Who wrote that contract I wonder?
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Awh 21 when i woke up at 7.15 here - sunny too - sorry ;o)I agree.. although it's 1106 in SA, kak cold aswell.I dont even know what this time of morning looks like, 7ish is too early for me!
"Mr. Meant-to has a friend, his name is Didn't-Do. Have you met them? They live together in a house called Never-Win. And I am told that it is haunted by the Ghost of Might-have-Been.” Marva Collins - 1936
[quote="Norfolknchance"]'kin lucky you see the cleaners at 6, ours "start" at 7.30am. By "start" I mean walking about looking at dirt and areas which need cleaning. Then about 8.30am, when people are at work, on the phone, speaking to others, along comes Mavis with her hoover. Meetings have had to stop so that the office can be cleaned!
Who wrote that contract I wonder?
We used to have a lazy cleaner who did that as well. In fact we used to go through people's draws too - see if there was a paper to read....sit down...read it...was going well for him til we set up a *motion-activated web cam!
We do our own now.
*He was so sloth-like he nearly didn't set it off.
Ours start before the building is open, but it isn't in their contract to sign out the keys, so they stand outside (summer only) for half an hour.'kin lucky you see the cleaners at 6, ours "start" at 7.30am. By "start" I mean walking about looking at dirt and areas which need cleaning. Then about 8.30am, when people are at work, on the phone, speaking to others, along comes Mavis with her hoover. Meetings have had to stop so that the office can be cleaned!
Who wrote that contract I wonder?
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Give it up B&T, you are only in work at stupid hours because your wife hates you, and won't have sex with you because you are too fat and ugly and stink.
Have you tried having a bath once in a while? You manky git.
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Does anyonelse get up at 05.30. Start work at 07.30. Get home about 18.30. I wonder if I am doing something wrong. Giz a job.
Yeah, last year I was working in Vietnam: 0530 start; 2130 finish 7/7. I did it for 6 months. The money was good though.
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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