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    Re: Doesn't it get quiet!

    Quote Originally Posted by Norfolknchance
    'kin lucky you see the cleaners at 6, ours "start" at 7.30am. By "start" I mean walking about looking at dirt and areas which need cleaning. Then about 8.30am, when people are at work, on the phone, speaking to others, along comes Mavis with her hoover. Meetings have had to stop so that the office can be cleaned!

    Who wrote that contract I wonder?
    Ours start before the building is open, but it isn't in their contract to sign out the keys, so they stand outside (summer only) for half an hour.
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    Re: Doesn't it get quiet!

    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T
    It's quiet this time of the morning as well.
    Give it up B&T, you are only in work at stupid hours because your wife hates you, and won't have sex with you because you are too fat and ugly and stink.

    Have you tried having a bath once in a while? You manky git.
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    Re: Doesn't it get quiet!

    Does anyonelse get up at 05.30. Start work at 07.30. Get home about 18.30. I wonder if I am doing something wrong. Giz a job.

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    Re: Doesn't it get quiet!

    Yeah, last year I was working in Vietnam: 0530 start; 2130 finish 7/7. I did it for 6 months. The money was good though.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Re: Doesn't it get quiet!

    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt
    Yeah, last year I was working in Vietnam: 0530 start; 2130 finish 7/7. I did it for 6 months. The money was good though.
    My last post was just my feeble attempt to draw attention to the fact that most of the characters on here sit on their fat arses in an office somewhere, and wouldn't know work if it jumped up and bit them.

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    Re: Doesn't it get quiet!

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail
    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T
    It's quiet this time of the morning as well.
    Give it up B&T, you are only in work at stupid hours because your wife hates you, and won't have sex with you because you are too fat and ugly and stink.

    Have you tried having a bath once in a while? You manky git.
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    Re: Doesn't it get quiet!

    Quote Originally Posted by trowel
    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt
    Yeah, last year I was working in Vietnam: 0530 start; 2130 finish 7/7. I did it for 6 months. The money was good though.
    My last post was just my feeble attempt to draw attention to the fact that most of the characters on here sit on their fat arses in an office somewhere, and wouldn't know work if it jumped up and bit them.
    That's a lie!





























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