How to offend people in their own language..

**Flagrantviolator** · 22-07-2009, 16:00

No, no chinnok. The people in the Norf of your country are but monkeys. No need to apologise for stating the blatant. As for racist knobbery ; in the same way they say fags give better head than women ( I've heard), it takes a racist prick to give another a proper telling.SO remember, be informed in your bigotry, you get less argument and less embarrasment in response. You have to put out the EFFORT, man!

**chinooksdad** · 22-07-2009, 16:33

I am so informed in my bigotry, though I find the best head comes from Asian schoolgirls.

And taking them from behind whilst they struggle with the complexities of 'Harry Potter and The Magical Back Passage' is so sublime.

It's just a shame we have to stop to have their nappies changed.

**Flagrantviolator** · 22-07-2009, 16:37

Have we met on here before? You are that "donut" f@cker and I claim my crate!

**Flagrantviolator** · 22-07-2009, 16:42

Cucumbers/Lettuce...... take more energy to ingest/digest than you get out of them.
Wrong forum

**CQMS** · 22-07-2009, 16:50

Mr Jonathon Foreigner should damn well learn English, failing that a sharp blow on his head with your copy of the Telegraph will suffice to convey your displeasure and reduce him to the servile wretch that he is.

**Bits** · 22-07-2009, 18:47

Je ne parle pas francais, parce'que je suis anglais.

**Bits** · 22-07-2009, 18:48

J'avais marche sur quelque chose de desagreable. Ah oui, c'est votre pais.

(I appear to have stepped in something unpleasant. Oh yes, it's your country.)

**Bits** · 22-07-2009, 18:49

Votre pais et tous a fais plaisant, pour une colonie de lepre.

(Your country is quite nice, as far as leper colonies go.)

**Bits** · 22-07-2009, 18:54

Vous etes une fromage-mangent singe de reddition.

(You are a cheese eating surrender monkey.)

**sunami** · 22-07-2009, 19:21

Originally Posted by chinooksdad

Cous in some Arabic dialects, effectively translates as cnut which might go some way to explain why qoous in Modern Standard Arabic translates as rainbow.

Think about that the next time your in Apu's mini-mart and ask for the cous-cous.

It gives a whole new meaning to Couscous, but personally I think it tastes like shite.

**Dubb_al_Ibn** · 22-07-2009, 19:27

I'm still trying to work out where Flagrantviolator got "bread" (khubz) from ?

Or am I missing something?

Just stick with "yakhrab baytak" (may your house be destroyed). Believe me, it's the ultimate.