Thread: How to offend people in their own language..

If you google the words "insult" and "monger" as one word, you will find a site that does it all for you.


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Its a font of all knowledge, and if im correct, was started by an ex squaddie.

Originally Posted by Gren

If you google the words "insult" and "monger" as one word, you will find a site that does it all for you.


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Its a font of all knowledge, and if im correct, was started by an ex squaddie.

Good idea, even less reason to go into the naafi. There's probably a number of websites which concentrate on homophobia and racism (some started by squaddies I imagine) so perhaps we should just moth ball the naafie and move out.

Originally Posted by JonnoJonno

Originally Posted by Gren

If you google the words "insult" and "monger" as one word, you will find a site that does it all for you.


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Its a font of all knowledge, and if im correct, was started by an ex squaddie.

Good idea, even less reason to go into the naafi. There's probably a number of websites which concentrate on homophobia and racism (some started by squaddies I imagine) so perhaps we should just moth ball the naafie and move out.

Wtf said anything about homophobia and racism?

Its a site full of insults in other languages, you blind stupid cnut.

Earning your tag there JJ



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Whats a naafie?

To carry on with the Wop theme. There are a coupla expressions that we use which are not actually normal in Wop society, but which are immediately understood. I've found that when I say: "Baccia il mio culo", quite literally: "Kiss my arse", I really get attention. Pronunciation guide: “Batscha eel meeyo koolow".

Because the Wop mentality is very similar to Brit, you can also say: "Sei un male nell culo" - "You're a pain in the arse". Pronunciation guide: “Say oon mahley nell koolow�.

These aren't actually slogans or sayings that are used on a daily basis in Italy, but every Wop understands them instantly and totally. And because they’re so rarely, or never, used, you have the special impact.

Of course, there are regional differences. The thread-through and sudden stop mandated by a double consonant in northern and classical Italian (baac!ca), is not that important the further south you journey. The "sounds" of a language are so very difficult to reproduce in text, so I beg forgiveness for that.

MsG

PS. Where’s MDN, by the way?

Originally Posted by Flagrantviolator

Jebem ti pichku tu materna. (sp?) SerboCroat ( I feck your mother's cnt.)

Wo cao ni ma de bi. The Mandarin equivalent.

Wang ba dan - bastard. Tellingly, the character used here for 'wang' is the one for 'king' - they really hold their leaders in high esteem! :D

Ta ma de - essentially, 'yo momma'.

I'm told Cantonese speakers are even worse.

The translations on insultmonger are utter twonk.

For example:

Comprend bien, tu parles Ã* un con = You're so stupid, people pity you ???????

I don't think so!!!!!

There used to be a term used in Aden,pronounced 'Airy bumwack',not sure of spelling which roughly translated into 'go make love to your granny - vigorously'

It seems there is an Arrsepedia page on this very subject:

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/1._Languages_Lab. :D

All you need is this book - Schmutzige Wörter - Deutsch, Englisch, Französisch, Italienisch, Spanisch, Türkisch

http://www.abebooks.de/servlet/BookD...58089634701312

Made me chuckle when I read it. :D

Please can someone do me the Urdu and Serbo Croat for:

'If my dog had your face I'd shave her arrse and make her walk backwards'

Many thanks.

Originally Posted by Gren

Originally Posted by JonnoJonno

Originally Posted by Gren

If you google the words "insult" and "monger" as one word, you will find a site that does it all for you.


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Its a font of all knowledge, and if im correct, was started by an ex squaddie.

Good idea, even less reason to go into the naafi. There's probably a number of websites which concentrate on homophobia and racism (some started by squaddies I imagine) so perhaps we should just moth ball the naafi and move out.

Wtf said anything about homophobia and racism?

Its a site full of insults in other languages, you blind stupid cnut.

Earning your tag there JJ



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Whats a naafie?

Just promoting a bit of old fashioned naffi aggression, you wrinkled old cnut. :D

A good one is pesavenge "greek" took me 15 odd years to work it out I thought the wife was saying darling and yes she is greek. child number one took pity on me one day and told me what it was in english, next time the frau called me it she was a bit miffed when i told her mum and dad were married oh the fun i had that day.

haistu vittu,runkkari

Finnish for "go sniff c*nt,you wank*r"

Originally Posted by firestarter

haistu vittu,runkkari

Finnish for "go sniff c*nt,you **r"

Where the fck did you learn that? Rosetta stone for Finnish sounds like a blast.

I was told a casual Hungarian greeting once (it was mind blowingly difficult to say and I was too drunk to remember it), but the rough translation was "I fck your bow-legged prostitute grandmother in the mouth". I like Hungary for that sentence alone.

Originally Posted by JonnoJonno

Originally Posted by firestarter

haistu vittu,runkkari

Finnish for "go sniff c*nt,you **r"

Where the fck did you learn that? Rosetta stone for Finnish sounds like a blast.

I was told a casual Hungarian greeting once (it was mind blowingly difficult to say and I was too drunk to remember it), but the rough translation was "I fck your bow-legged prostitute grandmother in the mouth". I like Hungary for that sentence alone.

I-KIRJAIN naida sinun jousenkaari - damaski astua raskaasti isoäiti kotona kita