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    Raising the Dead

    HISTORYS GREATEST

    If you had the chance to bring back one of History’s greatest who would you bring back and why.

    I would go for Churchill as I feel he would at least stick up for the UK & tell all the doom and gloom merchants to take a running jump.
    Remeber this the day you leave the green machine is the day you lose your RANK it means sod all in the real world.

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    Michael Jackson............obviously!
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    Literacy - you can read this can't you?
    Numeracy - 1+1=2

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    Guy Fawkes.

    Needed more than ever now !!

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    Lazurus.

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    George Orwell . It'd be interesting to read his views on the war against terrorism
    Not to be confused with Spenny from Edinburgh

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    Henry V -- he died at the most inconvinient time, just as the frogs were willing to hand him over the crown on the death of their own (sickly) King, who in the event only out lived Henry by 2 bloody months! With today's modern medicines, Henry'd not die of dysentry as he did the first time -- he could merrily have another crack at France, and finish where he left off last time.

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    The prophet mohammed, and get him to explain to his people, why they have his ideals all wrong.

    Followed very closely by Jesus, so he could sort out the west bank situaion.

    And then, Ghengis Kahn, so he could do a number on the local area and all countries ending in the word "Stan"


    And if I had the time, a quick recall for King Henry the VIII, he could then do away with elected governance, and we wouldnt be in the shite state we are now.
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    Vegitarians? bunch of cnuts more like.

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    MDN.
    You're all puffs.

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    Mountbatten, would be good for a few tales over a beer or two.
    And hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.

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    Jade Goody.

    No seriously hear me out. When she was alive and healthy she was hated with a passion. As soon as she fell ill she was worshipped like a Goddess.

    I would like to see if her "fans" still loved her when she went back to doing what she did best.
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    Alexander the Great.

    Give him an army, take him to Afghanistan and tell him:

    "Alex - these Taliban guys called you a POOF!"

    Sit back and watch the fun.
    Democracy is not for the people.

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    First choice, Enoch Powell, the greatest Prime Minister we never had.

    Second choice... Sir Arthur Bomber Harris so that we could utilise his excellent skills on some of our inner cities..

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    Oliver Reed. And it's his bloody round!
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    Re: Raising the Dead

    Quote Originally Posted by longlivethequeen
    HISTORYS GREATEST

    If you had the chance to bring back one of History’s greatest who would you bring back and why.

    I would go for Churchill as I feel he would at least stick up for the UK & tell all the doom and gloom merchants to take a running jump.
    I agree, Churchill, a soldiers soldier who went on to be everything most of us would ever want to be.

    While he had his faults, lets be honest, the man was legend.
    "Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life".

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    Freddy Mercury, cos i never got to see Queen live!
    "Close your eyes and pucker up. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. I just wanted you to look like a blind arsehole."

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