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20-07-2009, 21:06 #31Senior Member
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George S Patton...
Then point the legend at the Middle East.“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the Pub.”
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20-07-2009, 21:07 #32Senior Member
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He was rubbish. By the time he was my age he had been dead for 10 years.
Originally Posted by Werewolf
Alexander the Great.
Give him an army, take him to Afghanistan and tell him:
"Alex - these Taliban guys called you a POOF!"
Sit back and watch the fun.
Eric Morecambe for me. I could do with a bit of cheering up.
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20-07-2009, 21:12 #33Senior Member
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Guy Fawkes so he could finish the job he started.
Don't Knock What You Haven't Tried
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20-07-2009, 21:12 #34Senior Member
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any suicide bomber.... I really need to know if there are 72 virgins and more importanly what they look like!
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20-07-2009, 21:14 #35Senior Member
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Tommy Cooper and Matt McGinn get my vote.
Sparky2339 isny right in the heed.
Sparky2339 has never claimed to be a painter & decorator and kens feck all about Boathouses.
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20-07-2009, 21:36 #36Senior Member
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He'd storm in and not have a clue what to do afterwards errm sounds a bit familiar Originally Posted by spent_case
Wouldnt mind a night on the lash with David Niven and co if they were still around though
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Mary and Joseph ben Pantera... and Jesus. DNA testing for the purpose of.
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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20-07-2009, 21:46 #38Senior Member
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Would he bollox. He'd storm in and wanna kill em all... Works for me Originally Posted by brettarider
He'd storm in and not have a clue what to do afterwards errm sounds a bit familiar Originally Posted by spent_case
Wouldnt mind a night on the lash with David Niven and co if they were still around though“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the Pub.”
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20-07-2009, 21:51 #39Senior Member
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Oliver Cromwell,but this time no more Mr Nice Guy
Nothing is true-Everything is permitted
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I was about to respond with some witty banter but realised that I had mis-read your post. Please excuse me. Originally Posted by Ancient_Mariner
Two's up with that, cough, catalogue?
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