Would you dump a babe for a munter?

**mac_uk** · 18-07-2009, 16:53

Right you are folks, need a bit of advice

A friend of mine is in a bit of a state, her husband has recently left her for a rather horrendous she-thing.
I've of course told her that there is not a man alive that could really find the creature attractive and that it is no where near as nice as her but she doesn't really believe me cos I'm a mate and would naturally be on her side.

So I thought I'd put it to the gallant folks of arrse to give an honest opinion.

Would you turn down someone like this:
(Not a true picture of her but a good clue as to how gorgeous she is)

To let this horrid thing in to your bed?

Over to you..........

**Auld-Yin** · 18-07-2009, 16:55

All depends if the babe is putting out or not. If she is withholding her 'favours' - then goodbye Vienna, hello munter.

**stacker1** · 18-07-2009, 16:56

Originally Posted by mac_uk

So I thought I'd put it to the gallant folks of arrse to give an honest opinion.

Why are you posting on ARRSE when you could be slipping her a length? Are you a poof?

**mac_uk** · 18-07-2009, 16:57

Originally Posted by stacker1

Originally Posted by mac_uk

So I thought I'd put it to the gallant folks of arrse to give an honest opinion.

Why are you posting on ARRSE when you could be slipping her a length? Are you a poof?

I'm afraid she wouldn't touch me with a barge pole. Her hubby might shag ugly feckers but she wont :(

**mac_uk** · 18-07-2009, 16:58

Originally Posted by Donkey-Spanker

I might dump the babe for the munter, depending on a few key points: is the munter richer, more willing sexually, or a mute? If the answer to at least one of these is yes, then it's bye bye babe.

As far as I know, it's no to all of the above

**Gren** · 18-07-2009, 16:58

Originally Posted by mac_uk

Originally Posted by stacker1

Originally Posted by mac_uk

So I thought I'd put it to the gallant folks of arrse to give an honest opinion.

Why are you posting on ARRSE when you could be slipping her a length? Are you a poof?

I'm afraid she wouldn't touch me with a barge pole. Her hubby might shag ugly feckers but she wont :(

Thats a bit unkind to yourself mac! your not a fecker!

**Dennis48** · 18-07-2009, 16:59

Does she own a brewery???

**spent_case** · 18-07-2009, 16:59

Could well be a Spit v Swallow thing..

**stacker1** · 18-07-2009, 17:00

Originally Posted by mac_uk

Originally Posted by stacker1

Originally Posted by mac_uk

So I thought I'd put it to the gallant folks of arrse to give an honest opinion.

Why are you posting on ARRSE when you could be slipping her a length? Are you a poof?

I'm afraid she wouldn't touch me with a barge pole. Her hubby might shag ugly feckers but she wont :(

So she's a fussy bitch, no wonder her husband kicked her to the kerb.

**the_guru** · 18-07-2009, 17:03

Does this newly ensinglificated laydee live near The Shot?

I am very good at arm around the shoulder seductions.

**81cufc** · 18-07-2009, 17:04

Does the munter let him smash her back doors in? If so there's ya answer

**jarrod248** · 18-07-2009, 17:05

I'm not qualified to give relationship advice but I seem to remember being good at hard sex, this could be the issue.

**labrat** · 18-07-2009, 17:05

Munters try harder in bed - proven scientific fact...

Attractive girls think that they've already got everything a bloke could want, so don't put the effort in!

Less attractive birds do filthy perverted things that would make your mother blush!

**Biped** · 18-07-2009, 17:10

Originally Posted by Auld-Yin

All depends if the babe is putting out or not. If she is withholding her 'favours' - then goodbye Vienna, hello munter.

Older and wiser than me, and quicker on the keyboard too! :D

Having had quite a significant number of the broader-girthed ladies, I can heartily attest to the fact that they cooker bigger dinners, and worker harder at getting a man to be happy, much, much harder.