Leg-cutting funeral home to close

**STILTS** · 14-07-2009, 20:38

A judge in the US state of South Carolina has ordered the closure of a funeral home where an employee cut off the legs of a 6ft 7in (2m) body

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Stilts

**theoriginalphantom** · 14-07-2009, 20:39

They didn't cut the whole of both legs off so does that make him half cut?

**Ruckerwocman** · 14-07-2009, 20:47

Sure blame the funeral director. I should think he would be commended for thinking outside the box.

:P After all, the customer is hardly likely to complain. It's better than cramming him in the coffin with his legs folded underneath him like a clasp knife.

**bernoulli** · 14-07-2009, 20:48

You don't want to cut the legs off a corpse; what are you going to throw over your shoulders when you're bumming it?

**auscam** · 15-07-2009, 10:13

Originally Posted by Ruckerwocman

Sure blame the funeral director. I should think he would be commended for thinking outside the box.

:P After all, the customer is hardly likely to complain. It's better than cramming him in the coffin with his legs folded underneath him like a clasp knife.

Do you really think so? It's not as though he'll get cramp.