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**bigh660** · 14-07-2009, 01:59

my favorite was a paintball gun bombed up with frozen maltesers! or marbles if u really didnt like em! good times :D

**ABrighter2006** · 14-07-2009, 02:07

Okay - not exactly man-portable, but for the venison lovers amongst you...

http://www.buckstix.com/howitzer.htm

Well, kinda improvised!

**kyleq101** · 14-07-2009, 04:49

im a biig fan of a tube sock filled with small change. if you get trapped in a scrum, just pull it out of your coat pocket and swing for the fences. also comes in handy on laundry day

. also if you take a beer can and crush it so it has a pointy end, its pretty useful for jabbing at eyes and throats.

**Schaden** · 14-07-2009, 06:51

Damn forgot this one - take bicycle spoke, sharpen the end and embed it in a sawn off broom handle so that about 7-8 inches protrudes.

Extremely useful for pokng holes in people - if you want to be very sneaky drill a hole in another bit of broom handle to form a scabbard - nasty man looks at you carrying what appears to be a bit of broom and the next minutes has a lung punctured.

Yes I had a VERY misspent youth.

**phaserrifle** · 14-07-2009, 07:06

Originally Posted by kyleq101

im a biig fan of a tube sock filled with small change. if you get trapped in a scrum, just pull it out of your coat pocket and swing for the fences. also comes in handy on laundry day

. also if you take a beer can and crush it so it has a pointy end, its pretty useful for jabbing at eyes and throats.

I've allways thought these would be particualy effective.

variants include different stuff in the sock (snooker ball, coke cans, soap, fishing weights.)

you can also get a leather change pouch which does a simmilar job, and is more beliveable as something useable if the police decide you look like you need searching.

bandanas also make good bases for improvised weapons. roll em up with a weight inside, or roll the bandana and put it through the hasp of a padlock. grab the tail ends of the bandana and swing......

**Gun_Nut** · 14-07-2009, 07:23

Kitchen and sink plug, joined by a piece of string to form a bolo, launched from a CO2 fire extinguisher funnel. Proven to take out a cyclist at 30 paces.

Crow scarer booby trap, based on a flashbulb and clothes peg. Perfect for booby trapping lockers.

Bolt bombs - to get everyone moving on the playground.

Lighter fluid blast incendiary - those rabbits were asking for it!

5 Pints fuel air explosive - for when the games hut clearly deserves it.

Ah - the happy days of school! And then I got a real job and someone actually paid me to blow things up - how lucky was I?

**acidedge** · 14-07-2009, 07:47

One of the old Nokia phones, the ones the size of bricks. Smash the bottom end of that in to someone's head and they would be bleeding in no time, or even out for the count.

**tropper66** · 14-07-2009, 08:05

I will always remember a RUC woman giving me a lecture as to how the leather cosh hanging from my flack jacket was an offensive weapon, I thought this was rather funny as she was not botherd by the 9mm Browning on my belt

**Mr_Deputy** · 14-07-2009, 08:11

Fists, elbows, forehead.

**phaserrifle** · 14-07-2009, 08:12

Originally Posted by tropper66

I will always remember a RUC woman giving me a lecture as to how the leather cosh hanging from my flack jacket was an offensive weapon, I thought this was rather funny as she was not botherd by the 9mm Browning on my belt

that kind of thing allways makes me wonder.
stuff like places in america where people can legaly walk around with guns so long as they have a licence, but if they've got a knife longer than 3 inches.....jail time.
or places where metal knuckles (brass knuckes, although they are often not brass) are illegal, but plastic ones arn't.