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    Bare/Bush Debate

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    all I can say is 'ouch'...

    can't say I'm intrigued by one or t'other way... as long as the women is willing to 'enjoy my company '...

    and, unlike jarrod and gaylad, I'm not about to experiment on myself with hot wax near my 'precious'...
    My Lesbian neighbours gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said ' I wanna watch '.

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Makes one re-assess if sack-n-crack is the way to go.
    'What if, instead of "We shall fight them on the beaches", I had said,
    "Hostilities will be engaged with our adversary on the coastal perimeter"?
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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Were you ever considering it? How do you sqaure that with your piles?

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    A waxed minge is certainly more preferable to Delux dog hiding between her legs.
    Smoke Pints, Drink tabs.

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    A delicate subject . Still, at least I have some, unlike those on parade last weekend 'representing' the armed forces.
    'What if, instead of "We shall fight them on the beaches", I had said,
    "Hostilities will be engaged with our adversary on the coastal perimeter"?
    Winston Churchill

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo2nothing
    A waxed minge is certainly more preferable to Delux dog hiding between her legs.
    The Brian May haircut is a throwback to the seventies, but does take me back to losing my cherry with the lovely Diana A********- a spanish chick with spiders' legs hanging out of the gusset and armpits like a blackthorn bush.

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Quote Originally Posted by tattybadger
    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo2nothing
    A waxed minge is certainly more preferable to Delux dog hiding between her legs.
    The Brian May haircut is a throwback to the seventies, but does take me back to losing my cherry with the lovely Diana A********- a spanish chick with spiders' legs hanging out of the gusset and armpits like a blackthorn bush.
    You're either a brave man or have little or no standards.

    Bet it smelt like a rubbish bin at a fishmongers.
    Smoke Pints, Drink tabs.

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    There is no debate, it is all about preference. As the father of a six year old girl, I just find Brian May's shower trap/standard poodle look easier to come to terms with...other fathers agree with me.

    Which is not to suggest all of you who prefer shaven havens are paedos. After all some of you may have a freshly plucked chicken fetish...


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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo2nothing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo2nothing
    A waxed minge is certainly more preferable to Delux dog hiding between her legs.
    The Brian May haircut is a throwback to the seventies, but does take me back to losing my cherry with the lovely Diana A********- a spanish chick with spiders' legs hanging out of the gusset and armpits like a blackthorn bush.
    You're either a brave man or have little or no standards.

    Bet it smelt like a rubbish bin at a fishmongers.
    At the tender age of 36 I didn't care!!! Plus it was over almost as soon as my skiddies hit my ankles.

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles
    There is no debate, it is all about preference. As the father of a six year old girl, I just find Brian May's shower trap/standard poodle look easier to come to terms with...other fathers agree with me.
    He's only been gone a week and you've taken up the mantle.........

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Quote Originally Posted by tattybadger
    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo2nothing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo2nothing
    A waxed minge is certainly more preferable to Delux dog hiding between her legs.
    The Brian May haircut is a throwback to the seventies, but does take me back to losing my cherry with the lovely Diana A********- a spanish chick with spiders' legs hanging out of the gusset and armpits like a blackthorn bush.
    You're either a brave man or have little or no standards.

    Bet it smelt like a rubbish bin at a fishmongers.
    At the tender age of 36 I didn't care!!! Plus it was over almost as soon as my skiddies hit my ankles.
    You obviously did her a favour, a Gentlemen in my book.
    Smoke Pints, Drink tabs.

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Does it really bother you? I mean,

    Nice lady = Must have nice downstairs.

    Face of a shit = Must have poor downstairs.

    Either, or, You dont look at the mantle piece why your poking the fire.

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Since I hate picking my teeth, my preference is for the bare look. Easier to find the entrance if the jungle is cleared.
    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    A good trim does not go amiss.....

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    I myself like to spice up any sexual encounter with a liberal glob of baby oil. A bald minge however can make this otherwise harmless activity extremely hazardous. I mean.... there's no "purchase" is there! Everything gets extremely slippery and it's not been uncommon for me to skid off the tart completely.

    For those that insist on "lubbing up" bald females, may i suggest going for sumfin with a little more consistancy to avoid slipping into the brown. My suggestion would be Marmite but feel free to improvise. I would strongly advise against Algipan, Cillit Bang or chunky peanut butter!
    If all else fails.... kill sumfin!

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo2nothing
    A waxed minge is certainly more preferable to Delux dog hiding between her legs.
    The delux model? a cross between dulux and durex?
    Don't complain, don't explain - get even!

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Quote Originally Posted by Doogonk
    For those that insist on "lubbing up" bald females, may i suggest going for sumfin with a little more consistancy to avoid slipping into the brown. My suggestion would be Marmite but feel free to improvise. I would strongly advise against Algipan, Cillit Bang or chunky peanut butter!
    WTF is lubbing?

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Quote Originally Posted by tattybadger
    Quote Originally Posted by Doogonk
    For those that insist on "lubbing up" bald females, may i suggest going for sumfin with a little more consistancy to avoid slipping into the brown. My suggestion would be Marmite but feel free to improvise. I would strongly advise against Algipan, Cillit Bang or chunky peanut butter!
    WTF is lubbing?
    "Me lub you rong time, sojer boi!"

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Have you never "lubed"?

    Lube
    To lube
    Lubricate
    Loob
    Loobrikashun!
    If all else fails.... kill sumfin!

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    Re: Bare/Bush Debate

    Quote Originally Posted by tattybadger
    Quote Originally Posted by Doogonk
    For those that insist on "lubbing up" bald females, may i suggest going for sumfin with a little more consistancy to avoid slipping into the brown. My suggestion would be Marmite but feel free to improvise. I would strongly advise against Algipan, Cillit Bang or chunky peanut butter!
    WTF is lubbing?
    its what some blokes do when they're not good enough to get her minge dripping naturally.

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