Thread: Bare/Bush Debate

Originally Posted by Bravo2nothing

A waxed minge is certainly more preferable to Delux dog hiding between her legs.

The delux model? a cross between dulux and durex?

Originally Posted by Doogonk

For those that insist on "lubbing up" bald females, may i suggest going for sumfin with a little more consistancy to avoid slipping into the brown. My suggestion would be Marmite but feel free to improvise. I would strongly advise against Algipan, Cillit Bang or chunky peanut butter!

WTF is lubbing?

Have you never "lubed"?

Lube
To lube
Lubricate
Loob
Loobrikashun!

Originally Posted by tattybadger

Originally Posted by Doogonk

For those that insist on "lubbing up" bald females, may i suggest going for sumfin with a little more consistancy to avoid slipping into the brown. My suggestion would be Marmite but feel free to improvise. I would strongly advise against Algipan, Cillit Bang or chunky peanut butter!

WTF is lubbing?

its what some blokes do when they're not good enough to get her minge dripping naturally.

Originally Posted by JRHartley

Originally Posted by tattybadger

Originally Posted by Doogonk

For those that insist on "lubbing up" bald females, may i suggest going for sumfin with a little more consistancy to avoid slipping into the brown. My suggestion would be Marmite but feel free to improvise. I would strongly advise against Algipan, Cillit Bang or chunky peanut butter!

WTF is lubbing?

its what some blokes do when they're not good enough to get her minge dripping naturally.

Like OMD 80?

Can see a market here - mobile shaving service. Minimum outlay, lots of fun

Deffo a well maintained bush. Can't beat a bit of female (w)horticulture to enhance the experience.

Nothing worse than a lazy tart with '5 o'clock shadow' which rips Proud Percy to ribbons while he is trying to concentrate.