A W/O of a Brigadier is treated exactly the same as a W/O a Private.

Never accept a lift from a bunch of Italian gentlemen if they want you to sit up front.

Originally Posted by tattybadger

Never eat Welsh lamb.

Do you not like the salty taste?

When speaking of the Last Prophet of God, always follow the pronunciation of his name with the words Peace be upon him

never ask an ex para ACC instructor who happens to be a black belt in jap slappin to "show us some karate moves"........and when you have your feet in his in tray and he asks if you want your punch "3,6 or 9" inches dont whatever u do say 9!!! (RIP Albi)

Originally Posted by Flagrantviolator

When speaking of the Last Prophet of God, always follow the pronunciation of his name with the words Peace be upon him

Michael Jackson (PBUH)?

Originally Posted by doonhamer

never ask an ex para ACC instructor who happens to be a black belt in jap slappin to "show us some karate moves"........and when you have your feet in his in tray and he asks if you want your punch "3,6 or 9" inches dont whatever u do say 9!!! (RIP Albi)

What's the relevance of him being a chef

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

If asked, by a woman "does my bum look big in this?"

Don't respond "Yes love, but then it's not just that cos your arse looks fat in everything."







And I sometimes wonder why I am still single? :0

home alone + internet = man will have a jolly. Or two. No matter what he says he's been doing, he's been doing that too.

Originally Posted by milsum

home alone + internet = man will have a jolly. Or two. No matter what he says he's been doing, he's been doing that too.

Home alone + internet = woman will develop an overdraft.