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Discuss It's not that bad being a soldier... at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Slick-Rick Originally Posted by heidtheba Originally Posted by Slick-Rick Originally Posted by ...
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    Re: I hate being a soldier

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    I'm in Edinburgh right now! Hardly even a garrison town. Oh well, I suppose I was having a bad night, as you say, man the f-ck up and crack on! Going to go and have a good night (hopefully) and not give a crap about the prejudiced civvie populus.
    That explains it...I'd probably jack my job in just to get the f**k out of Scotland.

    Unlike Brum or Liverpool which have passable women that talk like c'unts, Scotland has window licking feck tards that are c'unts.

    The MOD can't keep you there forever mate, here's to hoping they fire you someplace better, like Kabul and Baghdad. At least the proper authorities have taken appropriate steps to cover up the fecking mingers there.
    You've never been to Edinburgh, have you?
    I have, to be fair I had a bloody good time! :D

    But then had the misfortune of venturing into some of the smaller towns (what Forks described) and found out where dreams go to die.
    Ah, thats where your problem is,

    In short, don't



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    Re: I hate being a soldier

    Quote Originally Posted by heidtheba
    Quote Originally Posted by Slick-Rick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forks
    I'm in Edinburgh right now! Hardly even a garrison town. Oh well, I suppose I was having a bad night, as you say, man the f-ck up and crack on! Going to go and have a good night (hopefully) and not give a crap about the prejudiced civvie populus.
    That explains it...I'd probably jack my job in just to get the f**k out of Scotland.

    Unlike Brum or Liverpool which have passable women that talk like c'unts, Scotland has window licking feck tards that are c'unts.

    The MOD can't keep you there forever mate, here's to hoping they fire you someplace better, like Kabul and Baghdad. At least the proper authorities have taken appropriate steps to cover up the fecking mingers there.
    You've never been to Edinburgh, have you?
    I have, to be fair I had a bloody good time! :D

    But then had the misfortune of venturing into some of the smaller towns (what Forks described) and found out where dreams go to die.
    Ah, thats where your problem is,

    In short, don't
    Bollocks, actually. A posting's what you make of it, regardless of where it is.
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    Re: I hate being a soldier

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    I'm in Edinburgh right now! Hardly even a garrison town. Oh well, I suppose I was having a bad night, as you say, man the f-ck up and crack on! Going to go and have a good night (hopefully) and not give a crap about the prejudiced civvie populus.
    That explains it...I'd probably jack my job in just to get the f**k out of Scotland.

    Unlike Brum or Liverpool which have passable women that talk like c'unts, Scotland has window licking feck tards that are c'unts.

    The MOD can't keep you there forever mate, here's to hoping they fire you someplace better, like Kabul and Baghdad. At least the proper authorities have taken appropriate steps to cover up the fecking mingers there.
    You've never been to Edinburgh, have you?
    I have, to be fair I had a bloody good time! :D

    But then had the misfortune of venturing into some of the smaller towns (what Forks described) and found out where dreams go to die.
    Ah, thats where your problem is,

    In short, don't
    Bollocks, actually. A posting's what you make of it, regardless of where it is.
    I agree with you sbm, but if my bold above helps, why not



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    Re: I hate being a soldier

    Edinburgh?

    I'll swap one week of Osnabruck for one year of, of feck it - you know what I mean. Edinburgh! Heaven! 80 shilling, loads of jack and danny, fringe festival - it must be one of the last remaining dream postings left.

    Perhaps the problem here is that you've got a (I presume) relatively new sprog trying to live like he is still a civvy. Oops! Can't do that. Can't live a civvy life anymore. Can't do civvy clubs and spend like them. Can't just feck off and walk away like them.

    Edinburgh for fecks sake...
    When we had a Police Force, they provided a Service.
    Now we have a Police Service, and they provide a Force.
    We're Fooked.

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    Re: I hate being a soldier

    Quote Originally Posted by heidtheba
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    Quote Originally Posted by heidtheba
    Quote Originally Posted by Slick-Rick
    Quote Originally Posted by heidtheba
    Quote Originally Posted by Slick-Rick
    Quote Originally Posted by Forks
    I'm in Edinburgh right now! Hardly even a garrison town. Oh well, I suppose I was having a bad night, as you say, man the f-ck up and crack on! Going to go and have a good night (hopefully) and not give a crap about the prejudiced civvie populus.
    That explains it...I'd probably jack my job in just to get the f**k out of Scotland.

    Unlike Brum or Liverpool which have passable women that talk like c'unts, Scotland has window licking feck tards that are c'unts.

    The MOD can't keep you there forever mate, here's to hoping they fire you someplace better, like Kabul and Baghdad. At least the proper authorities have taken appropriate steps to cover up the fecking mingers there.
    You've never been to Edinburgh, have you?
    I have, to be fair I had a bloody good time! :D

    But then had the misfortune of venturing into some of the smaller towns (what Forks described) and found out where dreams go to die.
    Ah, thats where your problem is,

    In short, don't
    Bollocks, actually. A posting's what you make of it, regardless of where it is.
    I agree with you sbm, but if my bold above helps, why not
    Very true! :D
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    Re: I hate being a soldier

    Quote Originally Posted by skintboymike
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    Quote Originally Posted by heidtheba
    Quote Originally Posted by Slick-Rick
    Quote Originally Posted by heidtheba
    Quote Originally Posted by Slick-Rick
    Quote Originally Posted by Forks
    I'm in Edinburgh right now! Hardly even a garrison town. Oh well, I suppose I was having a bad night, as you say, man the f-ck up and crack on! Going to go and have a good night (hopefully) and not give a crap about the prejudiced civvie populus.
    That explains it...I'd probably jack my job in just to get the f**k out of Scotland.

    Unlike Brum or Liverpool which have passable women that talk like c'unts, Scotland has window licking feck tards that are c'unts.

    The MOD can't keep you there forever mate, here's to hoping they fire you someplace better, like Kabul and Baghdad. At least the proper authorities have taken appropriate steps to cover up the fecking mingers there.
    You've never been to Edinburgh, have you?
    I have, to be fair I had a bloody good time! :D

    But then had the misfortune of venturing into some of the smaller towns (what Forks described) and found out where dreams go to die.
    Ah, thats where your problem is,

    In short, don't
    Bollocks, actually. A posting's what you make of it, regardless of where it is.
    I agree with you sbm, but if my bold above helps, why not
    Very true! :D
    Incidentally, I was posted there for a year, job was wank, but the social was fcuking great :D



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    Re: I hate being a soldier

    I think the OP was right, I for one dont know him but his capbadge and bumjam inducing verbal spew reassures me that I not only hate him as well as every civvy in the land apparently, but I would rather have a mooch down the Shia Flats in just wellies, donkey jackets, pick helves and Allah masks on with the striking binmen from Leeds than him and his mob..

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    Re: I hate being a soldier

    I'm actually quite enjoying being a soldier right now actually, thanks.

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    Re: I hate being a soldier

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    I'm actually quite enjoying being a soldier right now actually, thanks.
    Actually...

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    Re: I hate being a soldier

    Quote Originally Posted by Forks
    The way I am treated and looked upon merely for my job. The times I have to hide the fact I am in the Army because of the preconceptions that people will make about me. If I go out for a night, I better make sure I hide my MOD 90 and use my passport for ID because they won't let me in otherwise. Growing my hair as long as I possibly can get away with because anything shorter is squaddie like and I'll get 'spotted'.

    Yes this is the NAAFi and I expect to be given a hard time, but I am feeling rather disaffected right now and in complete doubt of my service to the country. People are happy for us to go and die in far away places yet they don't want to meet us at home, on the streets and on a night out.

    The sooner I am out the better and the contempt I am feeling is only going to grow. Sorry, Britain, but you make me feel like a piece of sh-t and I can't take it. Oh great, the public will clap us when we march through the town on an armed forces day, but do they really want us?
    You fucking queer.

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