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Discuss It's Close to Midnight at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; I wonder if all the plastic shit he has had done to himself is biodegradable? ...
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    Senior Member Poacher's Avatar
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    Re: It's Close to Midnight

    I wonder if all the plastic shit he has had done to himself is biodegradable? Or will he have to be sent to Tyneside with all the ghost ships to be dismantled?

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    Re: It's Close to Midnight

    The sentries report Grief Whores to the south-west. Thousands of them...

    All we need now is for Cyclops to appear on tv:

    "He was the People's Peado..."

    Pass the sick bag.
    Democracy is not for the people.

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    Re: It's Close to Midnight

    Quote Originally Posted by J_E_P
    Give it a month, and he'l look like he was meant to be in Thriller.
    Not with all that plastic he wont.

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    Re: It's Close to Midnight

    It has been reported that his final wish was that he be melted down and recycled into childrens toys, especially plastic guns, as he would like to be:

    "something small and hard that goes off in little boy's hands"
    The Major said "Milligan, how long have you been in this man's Army?" I said "About 5 foot 11 inches"


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    Re: It's Close to Midnight

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue/GreenJob
    It has been reported that his final wish was that he be melted down and recycled into childrens toys, especially plastic guns, as he would like to be:

    "something small and hard that goes off in little boy's hands"
    we heard you the first time

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    Re: It's Close to Midnight

    Shamone mutha fukka
    Just a gnats knacker to the left!

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    Re: It's Close to Midnight

    Quote Originally Posted by gladimout
    Shamone mutha fukka
    YES!!!!!!

    They need to do a "remembrance" speshull!!!

    lmfao!!!
    Sparky2339 isny right in the heed.
    Sparky2339 has never claimed to be a painter & decorator and kens feck all about Boathouses.


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    Re: It's Close to Midnight

    Quote Originally Posted by rampant
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue/GreenJob
    It has been reported that his final wish was that he be melted down and recycled into childrens toys, especially plastic guns, as he would like to be:

    "something small and hard that goes off in little boy's hands"
    we heard you the first time
    Edited actually....and not on this thread...
    The Major said "Milligan, how long have you been in this man's Army?" I said "About 5 foot 11 inches"


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    Re: It's Close to Midnight

    He'll make more money now that he's deed than he did when he was alive.

    That'll be the debts settled then and the monkey can buy back it's home.
    Sparky2339 isny right in the heed.
    Sparky2339 has never claimed to be a painter & decorator and kens feck all about Boathouses.


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    Re: It's Close to Midnight

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue/GreenJob
    Quote Originally Posted by rampant
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue/GreenJob
    It has been reported that his final wish was that he be melted down and recycled into childrens toys, especially plastic guns, as he would like to be:

    "something small and hard that goes off in little boy's hands"
    we heard you the first time
    Edited actually....and not on this thread...
    Fair does, but you don't get royalties for repeat airplay

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