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25-06-2009, 10:45 #1Junior Member
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Most embarrassing course
Just been asked to provide a name for the 'Ablution Control Officer course'.. im not joking, came off a health and safety inspection, can anyone beat it?
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25-06-2009, 11:37 #2Senior Member
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Re: Most embarrassing course
FAC...
Forward Ablution Controller
Makes 'em sound all warry like... :D
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25-06-2009, 11:40 #3Senior Member
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Re: Most embarrassing course
I had a course of penicillen once for a rather embarrasing problem.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
how was the play?"
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25-06-2009, 11:40 #4Senior Member
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Re: Most embarrassing course
Damn......beat me too it. Had exactly the same thing in mind when I read the title.
Originally Posted by B_AND_T
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25-06-2009, 11:43 #5Member
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Re: Most embarrassing course
I had a course of suppositories once, for all the good they did I should have shoved them up my arrse. Originally Posted by B_AND_T
Taxi!!
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25-06-2009, 11:45 #6Senior Member
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Re: Most embarrassing course
why not call it
personal movement location insepctor
give a shitty job a good name and see them queue to apply for it
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25-06-2009, 11:57 #7Senior Member
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Re: Most embarrassing course
How about TURGID. Turd Under Rim Groove Inspection Detective.
I know it's crap compared to the others; however, the writing was on the wall (Kilroy accepted).A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside.
Baldrick's plans: As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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25-06-2009, 12:19 #8Senior Member
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Re: Most embarrassing course
NBC Instructor.
Try pulling when the birds know you've got that one.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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