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    My stockroom manager has no arm..

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8116231.stm


    Poor young lady had an arm removed at birth or something, question is surely she could be better employed as one of MDN's "special" ladies

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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    I love the way she's asian, with a white false arm.
    Not even a cardigan is going to cover that fact up.
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Quote Originally Posted by Miner
    I love the way she's asian, with a white false arm.
    Not even a cardigan is going to cover that fact up.
    Asian? She is called Miss Dean not Ms Diniwazi. She'st got a whole load of fake tan / camo paint on. She needs to cam the arm as well.

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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy
    Quote Originally Posted by Miner
    I love the way she's asian, with a white false arm.
    Not even a cardigan is going to cover that fact up.
    Asian? She is called Miss Dean not Ms Diniwazi. She'st got a whole load of fake tan / camo paint on. She needs to cam the arm as well.
    I figured with a first name of Riam & the fact there is a definate dusky tan there that hasn't come from a bottle or sunbathing, she's definately ethnic.
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    How does she feel?














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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Quote Originally Posted by Miner
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    I love the way she's asian, with a white false arm.
    Not even a cardigan is going to cover that fact up.
    Asian? She is called Miss Dean not Ms Diniwazi. She'st got a whole load of fake tan / camo paint on. She needs to cam the arm as well.
    I figured with a first name of Riam & the fact there is a definate dusky tan there that hasn't come from a bottle or sunbathing, she's definately ethnic.
    u might be right Miner. She's in this article described as an 'early bird' picking up her results. She's hiding that arm.

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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

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    How does she feel?


    All right according to the photograph

    care to go halfers on that cab!













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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    well it isn't like the shop gave her the elbow.....


    is there a spare seat in that taxi?
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    apparently the shop manger was concerned she would shoplift if allowed to work in the stock room but the HR boss said "don't worry she's armless"

    right that's 4 for the cab.

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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Have their prices come down? That A&F stuff used to cost an arm and a leg.



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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Someone has to shoulder the blame for this....
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    The complany lawyers should have seen this coming, forewarned is forearmed, as they say......
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    She was unable to offer a hand to customers, thats why they shunted her into the stock room.

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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    I undestand she was discipined, but only got a slap on the wrist.
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    but how does she smell? :(
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