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  1. 18-08-2009, 21:08 #76
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Is it me, or is her head too big for her body in that photo ?
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  2. 18-08-2009, 21:15 #77
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Quote Originally Posted by Tawahi-50
    Come on, Abercrombie and Fitch,

    Just stump up and tell her to sling her hook
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  3. 18-08-2009, 21:27 #78
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Hell, I'd do her and Heather Mills in a 2.6-some...
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  4. 18-08-2009, 21:47 #79
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    The truth is now out she was sent to the stock room whilst the company investigated the theft of stock from the shop floor, the stock was described as designer and only to be found in the London Store. After investigation it was found that the manikins had been delivered without left arms by mistake and the arms were not stolen.
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  5. 19-08-2009, 10:11 #80
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Quote Originally Posted by cbgramc
    The truth is now out she was sent to the stock room whilst the company investigated the theft of stock from the shop floor, the stock was described as designer and only to be found in the London Store. After investigation it was found that the manikins had been delivered without left arms by mistake and the arms were not stolen.

    Now you mention it, :D ; I don't have much knowledge of artificial limbs but I would have thought that they could have come up with a better one than the one she's wearing for her court appearance.
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  6. 19-08-2009, 10:24 #81
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Not much of a handout
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  7. 19-08-2009, 10:26 #82
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    It's a touching story, but could do with more feeling.
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  8. 19-08-2009, 10:36 #83
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    You lot are soooooo sad! Poor girl's got enough problems picking her nose and wiping her arrse at the same time without you lot giving her a hard time. Oh no, that's probably going to start all the pervs off again!
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Shop floor management was only an arms reach away from her.






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  10. 19-08-2009, 10:42 #85
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Quote Originally Posted by Norfolknchance
    You lot are soooooo sad! Poor girl's got enough problems picking her nose and wiping her arrse at the same time without you lot giving her a hard time. Oh no, that's probably going to start all the pervs off again!
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Quote Originally Posted by johnboyzzz
    Quote Originally Posted by Norfolknchance
    You lot are soooooo sad! Poor girl's got enough problems picking her nose and wiping her arrse at the same time without you lot giving her a hard time. Oh no, that's probably going to start all the pervs off again!
    I'll give her a hand


    I wouldn't mind if she took me into her arm.











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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    What a touching story







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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Only if you stump up that fare




    Move up the bus please
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  14. 19-08-2009, 14:30 #89
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    She said: "I felt personally diminished, humiliated and could not argue a point I could never win."

    Make a shite lawyer then

    Kick it in the clack and drown it. Lawyers; I shit 'em
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    i might need a hand getting on the bus







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