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  1. 24-06-2009, 14:47 #16
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Is she looking for a job, or just a handout?
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  2. 24-06-2009, 14:49 #17
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Quote Originally Posted by maguire
    but how does she smell? :(
    Like she's got the 'clap' . . . . . oh, she can't.












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  3. 24-06-2009, 14:50 #18
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    I'd do it though.
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    Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?
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  4. 24-06-2009, 14:58 #19
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    I hope she doesn't find out about this. She'll be outraged enough to thumb down the outrage bus...oh wait....
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  5. 24-06-2009, 15:00 #20
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    If she reads this, what's she going to think of the army?
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
    It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.
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  6. 24-06-2009, 16:10 #21
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Not much,she's armless.

    Room for one more on that bus?
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  7. 24-06-2009, 16:20 #22
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    It was fate that put her in that stockroom. What's meant tibia is meant tibia.



    Move right up the bus, please.
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  8. 24-06-2009, 16:28 #23
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    I may be going out on a limb here but I think 'law student' says it all.
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    rather handy being a law student and all..........
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    on the other hand, at least it should be a shot in the arm for disabled rights.
    is madly in love with the Slug and doesnt care who knows it. from the moment she first got me in a headlock and took my lunch money off me, I knew she was the only girl for me.

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  11. 24-06-2009, 17:45 #26
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    If she committed a robbery which she be known as "the fruit machine"


    Think about it.





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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Well it wouldn't be armed robbery.










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  13. 24-06-2009, 17:48 #28
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    I bet her nickname is Bandit
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  14. 24-06-2009, 17:49 #29
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    Good for you, Riam,

    Socket to them
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    Re: My stockroom manager has no arm..

    It's only a bit of armless fun

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