Kim Marsh and her new boobs

**Lewis** · 24-06-2009, 16:22

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

What does her tatt say?

Infidel.

**vvaannmmaann** · 24-06-2009, 16:40

Originally Posted by Lewis

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

What does her tatt say?

Infidel.

Not "Slapper" then?

**Bukit_Basha** · 24-06-2009, 16:41

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

Originally Posted by Bukit_Basha

Cheap tart with tattoo's.

Keep talking.

OK, cheap tart with tattoo's and thrush or maybe it's a ladyboy.

**dingerr** · 24-06-2009, 17:27

Originally Posted by Biped

Nice t!ts, but she needs another 20k for the face.

Oh I don't know. If she can take a double anal fisting I could forgive her looks.

**spike7451** · 24-06-2009, 20:09

[quote="vvaannmmaann"]What does her tatt say?[/quote

"I accept all major Credit Cards"

BTW,F8ck,she's rancid!I would'nt even touch it with a teflon condom & HazMat suit!

**Rocketeer** · 24-06-2009, 20:13

OI! You guys lie so much.. you know you'd all be in there knocking boots after a bottle or two of the XX stuff from under the counter or a round or three of Free beer on Fridays...especially close to ' Time, Gentlemen, please'...

**dingerr** · 24-06-2009, 21:43

Originally Posted by spike7451

BTW,F8ck,she's rancid!I would'nt even touch it with a teflon condom & HazMat suit!

Must be shit when you are so handsome and such a stud muffin

**Closet_Jibber** · 24-06-2009, 21:45

Originally Posted by Rocketeer

OI! You guys lie so much.. you know you'd all be in there knocking boots after a bottle or two of the XX stuff from under the counter or a round or three of Free beer on Fridays...especially close to ' Time, Gentlemen, please'...

I'd do it for free diffy the booze. Not because she is particularly pretty or has nice baps. Just because it'd be rude not to given some of the monsters I have done the no pants dance with.

Too many Smooth Operators in here pretending to have standards. If you banged a greying single mother of 8 in the bogs of The Sin Bin you could stretch to this one.

**meshellxxx** · 24-06-2009, 21:51

Originally Posted by Closet_Jibber

Originally Posted by Rocketeer

OI! You guys lie so much.. you know you'd all be in there knocking boots after a bottle or two of the XX stuff from under the counter or a round or three of Free beer on Fridays...especially close to ' Time, Gentlemen, please'...

I'd do it for free diffy the booze. Not because she is particularly pretty or has nice baps. Just because it'd be rude not to given some of the monsters I have done the no pants dance with.

Too many Smooth Operators in here pretending to have standards. If you banged a greying single mother of 8 in the bogs of The Sin Bin you could stretch to this one.

I think she's well pretty.

**Closet_Jibber** · 24-06-2009, 21:55

I think she looks like an unemployed, lazy alcoholic Council Estate mum.

I would not be suprised if she had a jacket with a big furry hood that she wears when pushing the babies to the shops to go on the rob. She would no doubt suit having a boyfriend who drives a Pimped out Corsa (T Reg) whilst listening to Trance Nation 9. She no doubt chews with her mouth open and likes to have domestics in the street whilst under the influence of drink or drugs.

Edit to add - She has PFA (Potential Fatty Arms) so she will be a moose at some point.

I'd still throw one up her though.

**heidtheba** · 24-06-2009, 22:00

Originally Posted by Closet_Jibber

I think she looks like an unemployed, lazy alcoholic Council Estate mum.

I would not be suprised if she had a jacket with a big furry hood that she wears when pushing the babies to the shops to go on the rob. She would no doubt suit having a boyfriend who drives a Pimped out Corsa (T Reg) whilst listening to Trance Nation 9. She no doubt chews with her mouth open and likes to have domestics in the street whilst under the influence of drink or drugs.

Edit to add - She has PFA (Potential Fatty Arms) so she will be a moose at some point.

I'd still throw one up her though.

And me, as long as she didn't sing.

**Closet_Jibber** · 24-06-2009, 22:07

I'd be singing though when my Sh&g and Tell story was on the front Page of the Sun the following weekend. I'd even go as far as to big her up and make her sound like a right dirty scutter just to try and get myself further coverage.

I could make the big time and have the same media access as a real super star (You know, someone who was on Big Brother maybe).

Before you know it I'd be rich, I'd have my own fragrances out (Skiff, Pour Homme et Pour Femme) and within a year I would be looking to release my first single.

**heidtheba** · 24-06-2009, 22:11

Originally Posted by Closet_Jibber

I'd be singing though when my Sh&g and Tell story was on the front Page of the Sun the following weekend. I'd even go as far as to big her up and make her sound like a right dirty scutter just to try and get myself further coverage.

I could make the big time and have the same media access as a real super star (You know, someone who was on Big Brother maybe).

Before you know it I'd be rich, I'd have my own fragrances out (Skiff, Pour Homme et Pour Femme) and within a year I would be looking to release my first single.

The News of the Screws pay better :D So i'd wait for them.

As for singing, I would be on on the phone to every fcuker within the 10 seconds it would take me to throw it up her. (Not quite beating B & T)

**Rocketeer** · 24-06-2009, 22:30

but what about the secret sex tapes that inadvertently found their way onto the internet? surely you'd have had professionals behind the ' nanny cam '? just so there wasn't too much grain and bad lighting to spoil the proper views of the 'good stuff'..

no sense bragging without proof..

**heidtheba** · 24-06-2009, 22:33

Originally Posted by Rocketeer

but what about the secret sex tapes that inadvertently found their way onto the internet? surely you'd have had professionals behind the ' nanny cam '? just so there wasn't too much grain and bad lighting to spoil the proper views of the 'good stuff'..

no sense bragging without proof..

Why let the truth get in the way of a good story

it doesn't bother the press, so why should it bother us