Ironic? You decide

**flynavy** · 19-06-2009, 09:51

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Christ, their dad's a bit of a bruiser.

I thought it was the father too!

Serious gender issues in that family

**craign** · 19-06-2009, 11:32

Daily Mail link

Those girls in the picture were "Chloe Tate, 14, and her 11-year-old sister Stacey" according to that story...

So... only 2 and 5 years before they're in their own council flat having birthed the next generation of spongers and going on about their "rights" despite having no intention of doing an honest day's work in their life. I think someone needs to beat it into them that you only deserve rights if you accept the responsibilities that go with them.

The school should just invite the whiners to fuck off and get a McJob.

**Gubmint_Agent** · 19-06-2009, 11:40

F uck me, Greggs has a lot to answer for. Especially with the reeeally fat munter on the right, I'm surprised she can see out of those eyes.

On the other hand, if the schoolgirls in the miniskirts are a) normal and b) alluring, then surely the answer is for male teachers to wear baggier trousers?

**CocoaKid** · 19-06-2009, 11:50

Originally Posted by craign

Daily Mail link

Those girls in the picture were "Chloe Tate, 14, and her 11

when I read this, I was thinking "stone?!"

Jesus, talk about child cruelty. And regardless of the "sex" of the thing behind them, that should NEVER have been allowed to breed.

Time for contraceptives in the Happy Meals...

**Miner** · 19-06-2009, 11:55

The one on the right reminds me of the fat chick in "Dodgeball", that has her minge stuffed with the head of one of the main characters.

**Bukit_Basha** · 19-06-2009, 11:59

Give it another 6 months and those 2 "Ladies" will have kids of their own, I mean they are pregnant aren't they ?

**Alsacien** · 19-06-2009, 12:00

Originally Posted by Fat_Cav

Just thought I would randomly re-post this on page 2 ..... which school are they from Fat Cav

**BuggerAll** · 19-06-2009, 12:06

Move all 3 photos to the 'Come on if you think you're funny enough' thread.

I nearly wet myself over the 'dad looks a bit rough' comment.

Mum does look like the sort of creature that pushes pies through the fence posts.

**WarpSpasm** · 19-06-2009, 12:13

Chloe said: 'I took part because I don't think girls should have to wear trousers. It is forcing me to do something I am not comfortable with. I would feel like a man in trousers.

Chloe and Stacey's mother, Donna Parkinson, a 40-year-old housewife, backed their stance. 'Youngsters should be allowed to choose what they wear,' she said. 'It's a question of choice and feeling feminine.

Irony doesn't even begin to describe it...

**BuggerAll** · 19-06-2009, 12:19

Originally Posted by WarpSpasm

Chloe said: 'I took part because I don't think girls should have to wear trousers. It is forcing me to do something I am not comfortable with. I would feel like a man in trousers.

Chloe and Stacey's mother, Donna Parkinson, a 40-year-old housewife, backed their stance. 'Youngsters should be allowed to choose what they wear,' she said. 'It's a question of choice and feeling feminine.

Irony doesn't even begin to describe it...

Its only 40. 'Kin 'ell.

**Fat_Cav** · 19-06-2009, 12:20

Originally Posted by Alsacien

Originally Posted by Fat_Cav

Just thought I would randomly re-post this on page 2 ..... which school are they from Fat Cav

No idea and who cares, Although I wouldn't mind being the the Head teacher handing out discipline to the naughty girls.

Ahh! The power of Google Images.

**Grownup_Rafbrat** · 19-06-2009, 13:23

How times have changed since the seventies, when the length of our skirts was measured at the beginning of each term. This took the simple form of kneeling on the floor, and a teacher with a yardstick. Any skirt more than four inches off the floor was to be re-measured next day and if it wasn't within the UNIFORM definition, detention and letters to parents followed.

(of course the day after the measuring session, waistbands were rolled over and normal leg expanses revealed

)

I think in those days 'uniform' meant 'all conforming to the same set of rules'. How quaint it all seems now.

**Geordie_Blerk** · 19-06-2009, 13:28

Originally Posted by Hakagure

Jesus Christo.

The one on the left has exactly the same looks and facial expression as the shopgirl zombie Shaun finds in his back garden in Shaun of the Dead. And the one on the right looks like Mr Stay Puft from Ghostbusters.

Put them all into DPM and voila, members of the TA AGC but not quite as fat.

**BarkingSpider** · 19-06-2009, 14:54

Originally Posted by BuggerAll

Move all 3 photos to the 'Come on if you think you're funny enough' thread.

I nearly wet myself over the 'dad looks a bit rough' comment.

Mum does look like the sort of creature that pushes pies through the fence posts.

She might push them through, but I'll bet she doesn't let go of them...