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    Re: Celebrity Government

    Boris johnson gotta be PM
    Clarkson for transport minister
    Hammond for road safety minister
    Maggie T to commonwealth office
    Lumley for MOD
    Chubby Brown equality minister
    Mr Bean Health & Safety office
    Bob Spour media relations office

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    I'd like to see a Tsarship consisting of James May, the bods from Coast and Timeteam to act as mentors for our schoolchildren. They get me interested in stuff I don't really care about, so no doubt they will get our yooves interested.
    Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble ahead..... Formally known as Mucus, before I lost the log in....

    Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?

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    We could have the chuckle brothers in charge of immigration, one look at the irritating tw@ts would be enough to convince johnny foreigner to move elsewhere! ;)

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    Freddie Flintoff - Minister for Youth - he sets such a good example
    Viscount Rothermere - DWP - he contributes hardly anything in taxes so at least he'd be independent
    Lord Ashcroft - Minister for Non Doms
    Lord Mandelson - Immigration Minister with special responsibility for South American males
    David Beckham - Minister for Education
    Hattie Jaques and Joan Sims - Jobshare as Ministers for Health - oooh yess Matron
    Rupert Murdoch - Minister for Communications - another tax dodger who can be guaranteed independence
    Bono - minister for not giving any more taxpayers' money to foreigners who have nuclear programmes or space programmes
    James May - minister for housing - if he can make a garden out of plasticine, he can do anything!
    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


    Henry Reed
    Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two

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    This lot should bring about a general improvement, and may even make Labour more electable in the coming elections:

    Ronald Reagan - PM
    Jade Goody - Culture Minister
    Alan Clark - Foreign Secretary
    Harold Shipman - Health Secretary
    David Caradine - Sports Minister
    Bob Kennedy - Northern Ireland Minister
    Kurt Cobain - Development Minister
    Arthur C Clarke - Science Minister
    Fred West - Education Minister
    Theo Van Gogh - Communities
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
    It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.
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    Jeffrey Archer - Justice Minister
    Tony Blair - Prisons Minister (from the INSIDE)
    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


    Henry Reed
    Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two

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    Mike Golden for Defence Secretary..
    'It's like the Wild Facking Geese Man'

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    James Shortt to run the House of Lords,

    and of course the Armed Forces,

    and National Security,

    and all the Walter Boards.......
    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


    Henry Reed
    Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two

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    Re: Celebrity Government

    MoTransport - The Stig
    CotExchequer - Boris
    PM - Clarkson

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    Bagpuss and the Mouse Organ should be able to take care of things quite nicely.

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