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07-06-2009, 19:58 #11Senior Member
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Re: Celebrity Government
Boris johnson gotta be PM
Clarkson for transport minister
Hammond for road safety minister
Maggie T to commonwealth office
Lumley for MOD
Chubby Brown equality minister
Mr Bean Health & Safety office
Bob Spour media relations office
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07-06-2009, 20:04 #12
Re: Celebrity Government
I'd like to see a Tsarship consisting of James May, the bods from Coast and Timeteam to act as mentors for our schoolchildren. They get me interested in stuff I don't really care about, so no doubt they will get our yooves interested.
Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble ahead..... Formally known as Mucus, before I lost the log in....
Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?
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08-06-2009, 12:10 #13Senior Member

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Re: Celebrity Government
We could have the chuckle brothers in charge of immigration, one look at the irritating tw@ts would be enough to convince johnny foreigner to move elsewhere! ;)
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08-06-2009, 12:21 #14
Re: Celebrity Government
Freddie Flintoff - Minister for Youth - he sets such a good example
Viscount Rothermere - DWP - he contributes hardly anything in taxes so at least he'd be independent
Lord Ashcroft - Minister for Non Doms
Lord Mandelson - Immigration Minister with special responsibility for South American males
David Beckham - Minister for Education
Hattie Jaques and Joan Sims - Jobshare as Ministers for Health - oooh yess Matron
Rupert Murdoch - Minister for Communications - another tax dodger who can be guaranteed independence
Bono - minister for not giving any more taxpayers' money to foreigners who have nuclear programmes or space programmes
James May - minister for housing - if he can make a garden out of plasticine, he can do anything!And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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08-06-2009, 12:41 #15
Re: Celebrity Government
This lot should bring about a general improvement, and may even make Labour more electable in the coming elections:
Ronald Reagan - PM
Jade Goody - Culture Minister
Alan Clark - Foreign Secretary
Harold Shipman - Health Secretary
David Caradine - Sports Minister
Bob Kennedy - Northern Ireland Minister
Kurt Cobain - Development Minister
Arthur C Clarke - Science Minister
Fred West - Education Minister
Theo Van Gogh - CommunitiesJoin me on HoboWars!
Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
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08-06-2009, 12:53 #16
Re: Celebrity Government
Jeffrey Archer - Justice Minister
Tony Blair - Prisons Minister (from the INSIDE)And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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08-06-2009, 13:19 #17
Re: Celebrity Government
Mike Golden for Defence Secretary..
'It's like the Wild Facking Geese Man'
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08-06-2009, 13:26 #18
Re: Celebrity Government
James Shortt to run the House of Lords,
and of course the Armed Forces,
and National Security,
and all the Walter Boards.......And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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08-06-2009, 19:43 #19Senior Member
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Re: Celebrity Government
MoTransport - The Stig
CotExchequer - Boris
PM - Clarkson
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08-06-2009, 19:49 #20
Re: Celebrity Government
Bagpuss and the Mouse Organ should be able to take care of things quite nicely.


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