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  1. 05-06-2009, 15:33 #1
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    Captions Needed

    Got to be some nifty captions for this one....

    "Oh, do the Hokey Cokey"

    Setting unbelievably low standards since 1960 and consistently failing to achieve them at every given opportunity.........recommended for a commission!!
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    Re: Captions Needed

    Or you could put it in here.

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    Re: Captions Needed

    Jesus gives a cringe worthy performance on this weeks, Messiahs Got Talent.
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    Re: Captions Needed

    Jesus finds out he is going to the higher pay band.
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    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

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    Re: Captions Needed

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    Re: Captions Needed

    They were so ashamed - their little sister had decided to join the Navy. But with no tits to speak of, a faster-growing beard than any bloke ever known and a penchant for dancing the Hornpipe, there was no way they could consider allowing her to join the family regiment.
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

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    Re: Captions Needed

    Holes in hands, holes in feet.
    It's hard to juggle a Peanut Treat.
    Her breasts were like ripe strawberries, but much bigger, a completely different colour, not as bumpy, and without the little green things on top.
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    Re: Captions Needed

    Try as they might they still couldn't get the hang of throwing a javelin.
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    Re: Captions Needed

    Quote Originally Posted by SlimeyToad
    Got to be some nifty captions for this one....

    "Oh, do the Hokey Cokey"

    The morning after the Corporals Mess Toga Party, one of the cnuts is still p1ssed and hasn't managed to get changed yet.
    A DEAD STATESMAN

    I could not dig: I dared not rob:
    Therefore I lied to please the mob.
    Now all my lies are proved untrue
    And I must face the men I slew.
    What tale shall serve me here among
    Mine angry and defrauded young?

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