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  1. 05-06-2009, 07:39 #1
    SlimeyToad
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    Gay Penguins???

    FFS, give me strength!!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8081829.stm

    What next?

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    Hyperactive Sloths
    Mong Owls

    or even......

    Honest politicans!!!!

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    Re: Gay Penguins???

    One of them is called "Z", has he got a need to remain anonymous?

    as in, "Penguin Z gave evidence from behind a screen"???

    I was wondering how they found out a penguin was a Knobber, maybe they were fingered by 'Penguin Z' (or should that be flippered)
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    Re: Gay Penguins???

    The zoo flew in four females in a bid to get the endangered birds to reproduce - but quickly abandoned the scheme after causing outrage among gay rights activists, who accused it of interfering in the animals' behaviour
    and taking them from the wild, placing them in a different environmentand not giving them enough penguin totty is part of their natural behaviour.
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    Re: Gay Penguins???

    Quote: ...The zoo flew in four females in a bid to get the endangered birds to reproduce - but quickly abandoned the scheme after causing outrage among gay rights activists, who accused it of interfering in the animals' behaviour...Unquote.

    Another 'victory' for the gay rights movement! Is it just me or does the active promotion of homosexuality in animals seem a little bit... strange?

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