Originally Posted by DavidBOC

Originally Posted by smartascarrots

Popping your clogs penniless in a Bangkok hotel at the age of 72.

That's just how I intend to go.

I would prefer to be shot dead at age 90 by a jealous husband

Don't make your mind up too quickly. Read Roger McGough's poem -
'Let me Die a Youngman's Death' for some inspiration -

'When I'm 73
and in constant good tumour (not a spelling mistake there by the way)
may I be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sports car
on my way home
from an all night party '

It gets better as he ages

Originally Posted by DavidBOC

Originally Posted by smartascarrots

Popping your clogs penniless in a Bangkok hotel at the age of 72.

That's just how I intend to go.

I would prefer to be shot dead at age 90 by a jealous husband

But when you are a dribbling quadraplegic altzheimers sufferer in a wheelchair and the bitch nurse has fiddled your family out of your money you may change your mind - if you still had one

The Thai police are as much use as tits on a boar.

F uck me.... first that golly haired weirdo from INXS and now this.

Celebrity pervs are becoming like Gideons bibles. Every hotel room will eventually have one tucked away somewhere thats been largely ignored but occasionally some weirdo will thumb through it.

Roger McGough's poetry in the Naafi?

Now he will really know he's got into our collective consciousness. (not a Borg reference either)

Celebrity Darwin Award?

Originally Posted by Werewolf

Celebrity Darwin Award?

Doesn't count, as he was past breeding age (unless he was going to do a Charlie Chaplin)!

was he wearing ladies lingerie with an amyl nitrate soaked orange in his mouth
?

Originally Posted by pommydigger

was he wearing ladies lingerie with an amyl nitrate soaked orange in his mouth
?

STOP LOOKING THROUGH MY WINDOW. FFS can't a man have some privacy

Originally Posted by pommydigger

was he wearing ladies lingerie with an amyl nitrate soaked orange in his mouth
?

What's an orange??