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**Fat_Cav** · 04-06-2009, 08:54

I propose, for services to (straight) men everywhere . . . .

Dame Kirsty Gallacher

Her husband is one lucky ba-stard. I bet he thanks his lucky stars everynight she hops into bed.

**shots_in** · 04-06-2009, 09:17

Mmmmmm shes a good un isnt she really.

**peanut-picker** · 04-06-2009, 10:26

Originally Posted by Fat_Cav

I propose, for services to (straight) men everywhere . . . .

Dame Kirsty Gallacher

Her husband is one lucky ba-stard. I bet he thanks his lucky stars everynight she hops into bed.

No he's married to her, any sex with the same woman for to long gets boring.

**hedgie** · 04-06-2009, 14:40

he wakes up beside her and her breath stinks

he has to listen to her fart and shite and whinge about who's turn it is to feed the kids and the chickens

he has to watch her shave her arm pits and wax her legs and de skiddify her kacks

whereas we get to look at the finished product- crack one off over her pictures and then have a pot noodle and a can of dutch gold

who my freind is the lucky one

**Pronto_Mike_Uniform** · 04-06-2009, 14:46

She is most definitely a godsend for us straight types. Bless her and her outstanding bod!

**Mr_Deputy** · 04-06-2009, 14:49

how does one pronounce her name tho?

Gallacker? Galloper? Gah!I'dlickher?

**vvaannmmaann** · 04-06-2009, 14:50

Slut.

**29072010** · 04-06-2009, 14:53

Originally Posted by TankiesYank

Originally Posted by Closet_Jibber

She knew what she was up to the little scutter.

To be fair, if I had her figure, I'd wear that dress to Tesco.

to be fair, if I had her figure, I'd be a nudist.

**Fugly** · 04-06-2009, 14:55

Originally Posted by D0lly86

Originally Posted by TankiesYank

Originally Posted by Closet_Jibber

She knew what she was up to the little scutter.

To be fair, if I had her figure, I'd wear that dress to Tesco.

to be fair, if I had her figure, I'd be a nudist.

If I had her figure, I'd keep it in the cellar next to Elisha Cuthberts, to be repeatedly violated for a couple of decades

**Miner** · 04-06-2009, 14:58

Originally Posted by peanut-picker

No he's married to her, any sex with the same woman for to long gets boring.

Originally Posted by hedgie

he wakes up beside her and her breath stinks

he has to listen to her fart and shite and whinge about who's turn it is to feed the kids and the chickens

he has to watch her shave her arm pits and wax her legs and de skiddify her kacks

whereas we get to look at the finished product- crack one off over her pictures and then have a pot noodle and a can of dutch gold

who my freind is the lucky one

No truer words spoken about the prison sentence, that marriage is.
Wedding rings, the worlds smallest handcuff.