Tourettes!!! Fukc!!! Dogs???

**Sparky2339** · 28-05-2009, 20:29

Watching the BBC2 prog on Tourettes and laughing my socks off.

I know it's PC wrong but I canny help it.

Are TS sufferers allowed to wn a dog?

I have a dog and swear like a trooper at times but for those with TS?...

Sit!!! Shitt!! Fuck!!!??

Budgies? Polly wanna cracker?? Tweet fukUU, fukUU!!

I know it's wrong to laugh, but I'll meet you in hell, mine's a pint.

Dogs? Tourettes?

Any of you Fockers have any advice?

**Miner** · 28-05-2009, 20:32

The missus turned over as I kept laughing.

Favourite part, whilst talking to his dog "Ah, you giving me a paw? FUCK!"

**Raven2008** · 28-05-2009, 20:45

On Tourettes , check out John punching Dotty, in the supermarket. First he nudges her then punches er straight in the face........

:D :P

**mucus2** · 28-05-2009, 20:57

Where do I get my Tshirt?

Fuck, cunt pissflaps, greasy kno9b pole sucker.....

Poor feckers.

Funny as though.

I'm a chicken!

**Ruckerwocman** · 28-05-2009, 21:06

Budgies? Petey wanna cracker?? Tweet fukUU, fukUU!!

I only wish I could see that program - sounds like it would be a right howl. :P :P

**Sparky2339** · 28-05-2009, 21:11

Originally Posted by Ruckerwocman

Budgies? Petey wanna cracker?? Tweet fukUU, fukUU!!

I only wish I could see that program - sounds like it would be a right howl. :P :P

I'll see your "howl" and raise you an... Owl FCUKKK!!!! TWIT!!!!

**schweik** · 28-05-2009, 21:16

Reminds me of that "oldie but goodie" to be found here:

http://www.arrse.co.uk/Jokes/jid=811...e/ad=desc.html

**Sparky2339** · 28-05-2009, 21:21

Originally Posted by schweik

Reminds me of that "oldie but goodie" to be found here:

http://www.arrse.co.uk/Jokes/jid=811...e/ad=desc.html

Boom Tish!!!

Took me f**kn ages to read that you f**kn CNUT!!!

ARRSE!!!!!

**hedgehog64** · 28-05-2009, 22:10

The full screw who greeted me at Newcastle central had a far more colourful vocabulary than wee Johnny or big Johnny for that matter.Perhaps he should have been directed to a more fullfiling life as a squaddie where idle chit chat was simply ignored.The attention seeking fcuking,b@stard Dotty fcuking tw@tting,JOCK,Cnuting Kn@cker.My dog only ever came back to get here you fcuking tw@t.And stand by....Go at pelican crossings .roll: :D

**JoseyWales** · 28-05-2009, 22:52

Originally Posted by Sparky2339

Watching the BBC2 prog on Tourettes and laughing my socks off.

I know it's PC wrong but I canny help it.

Are TS sufferers allowed to wn a dog?

I have a dog and swear like a trooper at times but for those with TS?...

Sit!!! Shitt!! *!!!??

Budgies? Polly wanna cracker?? Tweet fukUU, fukUU!!

I know it's wrong to laugh, but I'll meet you in hell, mine's a pint.

Dogs? Tourettes?

Any of you Fockers have any advice?

They can only own a dog if they can prove they live within 3 stops from Ilford.

**hedgehog64** · 28-05-2009, 23:28

Originally Posted by JoseyWales

Originally Posted by Sparky2339

Watching the BBC2 prog on Tourettes and laughing my socks off.

I know it's PC wrong but I canny help it.

Are TS sufferers allowed to wn a dog?

I have a dog and swear like a trooper at times but for those with TS?...

Sit!!! Shitt!! *!!!??

Budgies? Polly wanna cracker?? Tweet fukUU, fukUU!!

I know it's wrong to laugh, but I'll meet you in hell, mine's a pint.

Dogs? Tourettes?

Any of you Fockers have any advice?

They can only own a dog if they can prove they live within 3 stops from Ilford.

What Leeds Josey?.

**verticalgyro** · 28-05-2009, 23:33

Best part was where he was trying to make his dog run out in front of cars.

Had me and the missus in stitches; we're both going straight to hell.

H3 · 28-05-2009, 23:36

BBC i Player .....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode..._Cant_Help_It/

The young lad " ready steady cook " , " chicken " lol

The scots lad and his dog " I have an urge to tell the dog to cross the road when there's a car coming but luckily she's well trained " lmao