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Discuss Tourettes!!! Fukc!!! Dogs??? at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by JoseyWales Originally Posted by Sparky2339 Watching the BBC2 prog on Tourettes and ...
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    Re: Tourettes!!! Fukc!!! Dogs???

    Quote Originally Posted by JoseyWales
    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky2339
    Watching the BBC2 prog on Tourettes and laughing my socks off.

    I know it's PC wrong but I canny help it.

    Are TS sufferers allowed to wn a dog?

    I have a dog and swear like a trooper at times but for those with TS?...

    Sit!!! Shitt!! *!!!??

    Budgies? Polly wanna cracker?? Tweet fukUU, fukUU!!

    I know it's wrong to laugh, but I'll meet you in hell, mine's a pint.

    Dogs? Tourettes?

    Any of you Fockers have any advice?
    They can only own a dog if they can prove they live within 3 stops from Ilford.
    What Leeds Josey?.

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    Re: Tourettes!!! Fukc!!! Dogs???

    Best part was where he was trying to make his dog run out in front of cars.

    Had me and the missus in stitches; we're both going straight to hell.

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    Re: Tourettes!!! Fukc!!! Dogs???

    BBC i Player .....

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode..._Cant_Help_It/

    The young lad " ready steady cook " , " chicken " lol

    The scots lad and his dog " I have an urge to tell the dog to cross the road when there's a car coming but luckily she's well trained " lmao

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    Re: Tourettes!!! Fukc!!! Dogs???

    Quote Originally Posted by verticalgyro
    Best part was where he was trying to make his dog run out in front of cars.

    Had me and the missus in stitches; we're both going straight to hell.
    Go...come..back...go.."cnut"(sorry),thats it go on,come back ,oh fcuk it,lilly you tw@t lets cross :D

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    Re: Tourettes!!! Fukc!!! Dogs???

    I laughed hard when i clicked on the BBCi player link only to be warned it may contain strong language

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    Quote Originally Posted by H3
    Favourite bit is when he meets his screechy mate and anouonces on the streets of Yorkshire.."I'm a chicken fcuker". :D

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    Re: Tourettes!!! Fukc!!! Dogs???

    Quote Originally Posted by hedgehog64
    Go...come..back...go.."cnut"(sorry),thats it go on,come back ,oh fcuk it,lilly you tw@t lets cross :D
    Thank you, my point entirely.

    I was brought up by grandparents that swore like troopers/sailors (insert yer own here), we eventually clued in to the "key" words, but the sheepdogs were years ahead of us.

    My Gran said they were quicker to train than monkeys and ate less bananas.

    I often pondered that statement as I waited in line for my dinner.

    The sheepdogs were fed first.
    Sparky2339 isny right in the heed.
    Sparky2339 has never claimed to be a painter & decorator and kens feck all about Boathouses.


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    Re: Tourettes!!! Fukc!!! Dogs???

    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky2339
    Quote Originally Posted by hedgehog64
    Go...come..back...go.."cnut"(sorry),thats it go on,come back ,oh fcuk it,lilly you tw@t lets cross :D
    Thank you, my point entirely.

    I was brought up by grandparents that swore like troopers/sailors (insert yer own here), we eventually clued in to the "key" words, but the sheepdogs were years ahead of us.

    My Gran said they were quicker to train than monkeys and ate less bananas.

    I often pondered that statement as I waited in line for my dinner.

    The sheepdogs were fed first.
    The dog was a retriever not a border collie mate. still knew not to go though.

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    Re: Tourettes!!! Fukc!!! Dogs???

    collie would have told him to b@llocks.

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    Re: Tourettes!!! Fukc!!! Dogs???

    Quote Originally Posted by hedgehog64
    collie would have told him to b@llocks.
    My gran trained all the Border Collies.

    She lived by the rule "kill a chicken in front of the monkey, and the monkey will learn".

    The Border Collies never misbehaved, yet saw us get all the kickings...

    Oh!!! maybe she was right after all!!! :D
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