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  1. 21-05-2009, 13:31 #1
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    Dot Cotton-nice legs

    Fellow ARRSERS please help.

    During office 'banter' yesterday we were having a discussion about the Eastenders actress Dot Cotton/June Brown. I saw her quite a few years ago in Dover when she opened a Bingo Hall.

    Face like a bunch of frogs, but lovely legs for which she is well known, which I happened to mention, of course they all took the piss, they thought I was joking.

    Has someone out there seen her legs, and confirm that she has got a nice set of pins.
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  2. 21-05-2009, 13:34 #2
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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

    has anyone seen her 'nick'?
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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

    My dining table has nice legs, but I woudn't fuck it. You should be ashamed of yourself young man.
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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

    Dot Cotton - nice legs?


    Hmmmmmmm

    Hard to tell - she's not giving anything away here....







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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

    I bet she calls her tits due south
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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

    Well, as usual, I would
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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

    Quote Originally Posted by Tremaine
    Well, as usual, I would
    Well done, Trem....I like the cut of your jib......exceedingly low standards, I like it.

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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

    Quote Originally Posted by SlimeyToad
    Quote Originally Posted by Tremaine
    Well, as usual, I would
    Well done, Trem....I like the cut of your jib......exceedingly low standards, I like it.

    Any 'ole's a goal and a bad fcuk beats a good wanck any day.
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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

    Quote Originally Posted by Tremaine
    Quote Originally Posted by SlimeyToad
    Quote Originally Posted by Tremaine
    Well, as usual, I would
    Well done, Trem....I like the cut of your jib......exceedingly low standards, I like it.

    Any 'ole's a goal and a bad fcuk beats a good wanck any day.
    'Fraid you don't know the half of it, 'Toad.
    Wot??

    'I would' should read 'I have'?????
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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

    Quote Originally Posted by BANDSMAN69
    Fellow ARRSERS please help.

    During office 'banter' yesterday we were having a discussion about the Eastenders actress Dot Cotton/June Brown. I saw her quite a few years ago in Dover when she opened a Bingo Hall.

    Face like a bunch of frogs, but lovely legs for which she is well known, which I happened to mention, of course they all took the urine, they thought I was joking.

    Has someone out there seen her legs, and confirm that she has got a nice set of pins.

    Why on gods green earth, were you at the opening of a bingo hall?

    Are you an OAP stalker/rapist?
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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

    Quote Originally Posted by SlimeyToad
    Quote Originally Posted by Tremaine
    Quote Originally Posted by SlimeyToad
    Quote Originally Posted by Tremaine
    Well, as usual, I would
    Well done, Trem....I like the cut of your jib......exceedingly low standards, I like it.

    Any 'ole's a goal and a bad fcuk beats a good wanck any day.
    'Fraid you don't know the half of it, 'Toad.
    Wot??

    'I would' should read 'I have'?????
    It was very romantic.
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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

    Quote Originally Posted by Tremaine
    Well, as usual, I would
    Yep, me too but I wouldn't tell anyone...

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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

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    Quote Originally Posted by BANDSMAN69
    Fellow ARRSERS please help.

    During office 'banter' yesterday we were having a discussion about the Eastenders actress Dot Cotton/June Brown. I saw her quite a few years ago in Dover when she opened a Bingo Hall.

    Face like a bunch of frogs, but lovely legs for which she is well known, which I happened to mention, of course they all took the urine, they thought I was joking.

    Has someone out there seen her legs, and confirm that she has got a nice set of pins.

    Why on gods green earth, were you at the opening of a bingo hall?

    Are you an OAP stalker/rapist?
    Its probably the smell of urine and parma violets.
    Me lucky? If I fell in a barrel of tits I'd come out sucking my thumb!
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  14. 21-05-2009, 20:49 #14
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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

    I'd rather do Dot than the other slapper she was in the photo with. ;-p
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  15. 21-05-2009, 20:50 #15
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    Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs

    Forget her legs, have you seen the neck on her ?

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