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29-05-2009, 10:56 #21Senior Member
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Re: Dot Cotton-nice legs
Just read that she is about to go nekkid in the musical 'Calendar Girls'. Will get a chance to see her legs in all their glory.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
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29-05-2009, 10:59 #22Senior Member
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That's enough to induce vomiting. The wrinkled, snag-toothed, foetid breathed old harridan. Yeuch
Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy
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29-05-2009, 11:59 #23Senior Member
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Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy
Oh FFS
I'm the rootin'est, tootin'est........................
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29-05-2009, 12:06 #24Senior Member
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Can't wait got me wanking tackle out as I write this....I will be on the front row
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29-05-2009, 12:07 #25Senior Member
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Look; we older blokes takes what we can get. Originally Posted by rickshaw-major
Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy
Oh FFS
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
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29-05-2009, 12:16 #26Senior Member
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Nice legs shame about the face!
A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside.
Baldrick's plans: As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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29-05-2009, 12:18 #27Senior Member
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Apparently GILFism is all the rage in the porn industry at the moment...
CW'When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Colonel's command.'
'Ich am of Irlaunde,
Ant of the holy londe
Of Irlande.
Gode sire, pray ich the,
For of saynte charite,
Com ant daunce wyth me
In Irlaunde.'
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29-05-2009, 12:20 #28Senior Member
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Oh it is indeed. Loads on the various sites. Or so I'm told! Originally Posted by CaptainWillard
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
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29-05-2009, 12:25 #29Senior Member
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More likely trying to avoid the standard Civvie v Connaught Bks punch up at the Three Tuns round the corner! Originally Posted by Pull-up-a-sandbag
Its probably the smell of urine and parma violets. Originally Posted by Gren
Originally Posted by BANDSMAN69
Why on gods green earth, were you at the opening of a bingo hall?
Are you an OAP stalker/rapist?
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29-05-2009, 12:28 #30Senior Member
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I applaud your command of the English language Sir, are you a scholar of the profanisaurus per-chance? Originally Posted by tattybadger
One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.
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