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**Rocketeer** · 17-05-2009, 15:56

I think I said this one before on an [ much] earlier thread on the same subject.

It never failed.

You look around the setting until you spot a babe you're interested in..Make sure she's with, at least, one other woman. You walk over and make eye contact, kneel or crouch down, if she's sitting. Then say:

"I've seen many attractive women in my time but it is a rare moment when I see someone as breathtakingly beautiful as you"

Then, get up and/or turn and go back to your drink. Don't look back or hesitate.

I guarantee that before too long she or one of her friends will be at your side inviting you to join her/them for drinks

If you can deliver that with sincerity, you got it made.. Faking that is what puts it over.. Practice beforehand...

The trick is not to linger, get in, get out.. and don't do it with more than one girl in the same pub/location.. If she hasn't responded within 45 minutes, make a move to leave.. that'll trigger it - or you move on and do it again at the next spot.. You won't go home alone at the end of the night.

**Social_Handgrenade** · 17-05-2009, 16:44

I bet 50p that i can make you tits wobble without touching them..... (wobble wobble) ok you win

Has been known to work, but more than often results in a slap

**MrHappy** · 17-05-2009, 17:48

Excuse me love, would you like to sit on my face and pedal my ears?
(worked for a mate, never tried it myself)

HEY! How you doin? Joey from friends. What an awesome bloke!

I guess there must be something you wouldn't look good in, but every rose has its thorns.

And at the end of the night, when only the drunkest, thickest and just plain miserable are left: Your place or mine?

Mr H

**dandanthechainsawman** · 12-06-2009, 15:28

Originally Posted by Rocketeer

I think I said this one before on an [ much] earlier thread on the same subject.

It never failed.

You look around the setting until you spot a babe you're interested in..Make sure she's with, at least, one other woman. You walk over and make eye contact, kneel or crouch down, if she's sitting. Then say:

"I've seen many attractive women in my time but it is a rare moment when I see someone as breathtakingly beautiful as you"

Then, get up and/or turn and go back to your drink. Don't look back or hesitate.

I guarantee that before too long she or one of her friends will be at your side inviting you to join her/them for drinks

If you can deliver that with sincerity, you got it made.. Faking that is what puts it over.. Practice beforehand...

The trick is not to linger, get in, get out.. and don't do it with more than one girl in the same pub/location.. If she hasn't responded within 45 minutes, make a move to leave.. that'll trigger it - or you move on and do it again at the next spot.. You won't go home alone at the end of the night.

Just wanted to say thank you, mate. Worked like a charm on the fittest bird ever.

**takemedrunkimhome** · 12-06-2009, 15:38

only thing thats between us in this relationship is rubber

**stacker1** · 12-06-2009, 15:58

Wakey wakey Maddie...

**plant_life** · 12-06-2009, 16:20

Put it in between your lips and suck on it (said to Mrs P_L by myself on the first night we met because she was struggling to light a cigarette)

The word of the days is legs. Lets go to my place and spread the word.

Do you want to go back to mine for pizza and a fcuk? No! Why, don't you like pizza?

My names ......., remember it because you will be screaming it all night long.