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    Senior Member plant_life's Avatar
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    Re: Recently single, what to do

    www.adultfriendfinder.com

    If you can't find a willing chick on there, there is something wrong with you.
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    Re: Recently single, what to do

    Quote Originally Posted by Donkey-Spanker
    I've been seperated from my wife for about 6 months, and frankly, I need a shag.
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    Re: Recently single, what to do

    [quote="Ancient_Mariner"]
    Quote Originally Posted by Donkey-Spanker
    I've been seperated from my wife for about 6 months, and frankly, I need a shag.
    I'm sure he'll be able to squeeze you in
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    Re: Recently single, what to do

    Just find a woman if she says no just do this to her (NSFW)

    TAKE THIS BITCH OR ELSE

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    Re: Recently single, what to do

    The current Mrs Willis fecked off while I was on TOSCA, she did the usual romantic things like, emptying the house, getting a solicitor to start divorce proceedings blah blah blah.

    On returning to fraggle rock after a disastrous R&R, I walked through the guardroom (news of my situation was rife) the 2IC said, "How Colour man, ye want ah git ya sell on Tagged like!" (He was a Geordie). Further investigation revealed a social networking site for people who want to get the legover.

    Create a profile and crack on, its free and addictive. Good luck here's a link thing.

    http://www.tagged.com/index.html?r=%2Fhome.html

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    Re: Recently single, what to do

    Whats wrong with the doris at the office who's obviously gaggng for it?

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    Re: Recently single, what to do

    Quote Originally Posted by exbluejob
    Whats wrong with the doris at the office who's obviously gagging for it?
    Fcuking someone at the office is like getting sh!t stuck to your shoe...no matter how you scrape and scrape, even if you manage to dislodge the mass, the stench lingers.
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    Re: Recently single, what to do

    Quote Originally Posted by TankiesYank
    Quote Originally Posted by exbluejob
    Whats wrong with the doris at the office who's obviously gagging for it?
    Fcuking someone at the office is like getting sh!t stuck to your shoe...no matter how you scrape and scrape, even if you manage to dislodge the mass, the stench lingers.
    Only if she remembers, a sharp whack to the back of the head before you start and she'll never know.

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    Re: Recently single, what to do

    Quote Originally Posted by CQMS

    Only if she remembers, a sharp whack to the back of the head before you start and she'll never know.
    Yeah, but somebody's bound to remember seeing you plying her with booze at the local work pub in order to get her into the cab and into your flat.

    Who needs the hassle of burying someone under your flagstones? Escort services and the Internet were invented so the socially retarded could get laid, too.
    Patriotism is proud of a country's virtues and eager to correct its deficiencies; it also acknowledges the legitimate patriotism of other countries, with their own specific virtues. The pride of nationalism, however, trumpets its country's virtues and denies its deficiencies, while it is contemptuous toward the virtues of other countries. It wants to be, and proclaims itself to be, "the greatest," but greatness is not required of a country; only goodness is. (Sydney J. Harris)

    "Not everyone who goes to bullfights is cheering for the matador." (or something like that, CC_TA)

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    Re: Recently single, what to do

    Quote Originally Posted by exbluejob
    Whats wrong with the doris at the office who's obviously gaggng for it?
    Never, and I mean NEVER, shag women from work, its more trouble than its worth. If you're still not clear, try it and watch it all grow a life of its own.
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