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    Re: 30 stone mother worries about her babies becoming anorex

    Do you think that the charming and intelligent Ms Salt (and-vinegar-all-over-my-extra-large-portion-of-chips) is picking up on all the love and good wishes we are sending her way :D
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    Re: 30 stone mother worries about her babies becoming anorex

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    Right which one of the ARRSE deviants did the deed????
    That was my first thought. :D Old Fat & Hairy or MDN?

    This whale is unfit to look after herself never mind kids. As CF says the ss need to do something now before the next headline in six months is about their deaths.
    Not me! I've been sterilised. Or castrated, I can never remember which.
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    Re: 30 stone mother worries about her babies becoming anorex

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    Do you reckon she breast-fed the kids

    Thats enough to give the kids permenant memory loss. Can you imagine, floating around in your subconcious, thoughts of those gigantic, stinking mammaries smothering your cherubic baby-face as you struggle to breath in amongst the putrid stench of rotten milk and sweat.
    Strangly I shagged a bird in Beverley with tits like that...picked her up in the Valient Soldier....fcuking horror of the worst proportions
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    Re: 30 stone mother worries about her babies becoming anorex

    Quote Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy
    Quote Originally Posted by shortarms
    Quote Originally Posted by easesprings
    Right which one of the ARRSE deviants did the deed????
    That was my first thought. :D Old Fat & Hairy or MDN?

    This whale is unfit to look after herself never mind kids. As CF says the ss need to do something now before the next headline in six months is about their deaths.
    Not me! I've been sterilised. Or castrated, I can never remember which.
    Hopoefully both just to make sure
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    Re: 30 stone mother worries about her babies becoming anorex

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortarms
    Quote Originally Posted by easesprings
    Right which one of the ARRSE deviants did the deed????
    That was my first thought. :D Old Fat & Hairy or MDN?

    This whale is unfit to look after herself never mind kids. As CF says the ss need to do something now before the next headline in six months is about their deaths.
    Not me! I've been sterilised. Or castrated, I can never remember which.
    Hopoefully both just to make sure
    Did it involve two bricks?

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    Re: 30 stone mother worries about her babies becoming anorex

    Transcript from the Sun Talk Radio Show with Jon Gaunt

    Can't decide whether he was taking the piss or not with some of his comments

    Radio Transcript

    From the Sun

    READERS reacted with horror yesterday over The Sun story on 29st mum Leanne Salt, who feeds her eight-month-old triplets McDonald’s and Wotsits.

    The jobless, single 24-year-old, who lives on £227-a-week benefits, reckons she is “too busy†to give her babies proper cooked food.

    She admitted she chews burgers then feeds them to little Deanna, Daisy and Finlee.

    They also get chips and microwave meals. Leanne, of Coventry, blames a thyroid problem for her bloated figure – though she admits gorging 3,000 calories a day – 1,000 more than the recommended level for women.

    Yesterday SunTalk DJ Jon Gaunt spoke for the nation as he challenged Leanne live on air to justify the way she treats her babies.

    Here is how the encounter went . . .

    Gaunty: Is it true you feed your kids McDonald’s and Wotsits?

    Leanne: No, it’s not. I’m not saying not at all, but it’s not about what I feed my kids. It should be about me — about the substantial amount of weight that I’ve lost — then I read in the headlines about my kids.

    Gaunty: Are you 29st then or were you heavier than that?

    Leanne: I was 40st before I gave birth to my children. I’m 29st now so I’ve probably lost 11st, round about.


    Gaunty: Well congratulations. How did you manage that?

    Leanne: One, I was having three children. Looking after three children and getting them into a routine and stuff like that.

    Gaunty: You’re 24 years old. Is it just these three kids you’ve got?

    Leanne: It is, yes.

    Gaunty: Three beautiful triplets. Now you had these, you don’t mind me saying, you’re not married at the moment?

    Leanne: No, no, no, no.

    Gaunty: How did these children come about?

    Leanne: Um, I was out one night at a nightclub in Coventry and I met somebody and we were OK for five months and, being a large woman, I thought that I couldn’t get pregnant.


    Gaunty: Sure. You probably enjoyed the attention, being a larger woman.

    Leanne: Yeah. Being a large woman, sometimes the larger you are, it affects your fertility so when I got pregnant, I thought, ‘Oh my God’.

    I was really shocked and everything. I found out I was having triplets and I thought, ‘Oh my God, how am I going to cope?’

    Gaunty: What happened to the bloke who got you pregnant? Did he sod off, did he?

    Leanne: He doesn’t really have anything to do with us.
    Gaunty: Is his name on the birth certificate?

    Leanne: No, no, no.

    Gaunty: Is this person helping?

    Leanne: No.

    Gaunty: What do you think about that then? Because I think he’s a piece of scum. If he gets you pregnant, he should support you, love.

    Leanne: Yes, oh definitely.

    Gaunty: I was shocked when I read this story this morning. Why do you feed your kids McDonald’s? That’s not good for them, is it?

    Leanne: I don’t, like, take them to McDonald’s and buy them a McDonald’s. I buy myself a McDonald’s and they’ll probably have, what, a chip or something.

    Gaunty: It says here that you give them McDonald’s and what you do is you chew it up in your mouth first then pass it over to them so they can digest it.

    Leanne: Er, sometimes. They do eat fruit and vegetables but if they’re hungry, I’m going to feed them.

    Gaunty: Surely you should feed them a more balanced diet? That won’t be good for them at their age, will it? And you give them Wotsits as well.

    Leanne: I know what you’re saying but sometimes it’s easier.

    Gaunty: I understand it’s easier. It must be difficult for you all on your own when this feckless father has gone away. But can you also understand why a lot of people might say you are neglecting your kids, that this is almost child abuse?

    A lot of people in Britain will be outraged. Do you feel that you’re doing the best you possibly can for these children?

    Leanne: Well, yeah, because my children are healthy weights for their age. They get a balanced diet.

    Gaunty: Leanne, listen. I’ve said I’ll be fair to you but I’ve also got to be frank with you — that is not a balanced diet.

    You cannot feed your kids crisps at eight months old, you shouldn’t be mashing up McDonald’s and burgers to give them.

    You need to get your act together. I’m thinking these kids are in danger. Social services should be intervening.

    You’re wrong and you need to get your act together and start getting decent food down them. If you’re not careful they’re going to end up fat.

    I’m fat myself but let’s face it, you know you need to lose weight.

    You don’t want to give your kids a lifetime of that, and also the problems of diabetes.

    Leanne: I don’t have diabetes and I don’t have problems.

    The fact is yes, I’m doing something about my weight, and it’s got nothing to do with my kids. I’m losing this weight and it’s got f*** all to do with my kids.

    Gaunty: I know you’re getting passionate but try not to swear. The bottom line is, I’ve got an emailer here who says you’re Waynetta Slob. That’s Mark. Is he being fair?

    Leanne: He’s being unfair.

    Gaunty: Tell me why.

    Leanne: Basically because they’re saying because I’m fat, as you want to put it...

    Gaunty: You are fat, Leanne.

    Leanne: Well, yeah, but my children have never been the same.

    Gaunty: Leanne, sweetheart, they are going to be the same if you keep feeding them this crap. Of course they are. You’ve got to take some responsibility, haven’t you?

    Leanne: Yes, I have, but what you’re trying to say is, what people are trying to say is, I give my children McDonald’s and fast food every single day. I don’t.

    Gaunty: No doubt you love your kids to bits but do you not understand you could be damaging them with this kind of lifestyle?

    Leanne: Well, obviously, yeah. I know they shouldn’t be having McDonald’s and this, that and the other but they don’t have it all the time.

    Gaunty: Who do you blame for the situation you’re in?

    Leanne: I don’t blame anybody.

    Gaunty: Do you blame yourself?

    Leanne: Well, no. Because as a mother of three, they’re my first children, so in my eyes I’m trying to bring up my children in the best way I know. If I wasn’t succeeding, my children wouldn’t be happy. My children are happy.

    Gaunty: Stop giving them junk food. Try to give them more healthy food if you can.
    "Gentlemen, despite your excellent
    training, preparation and orders,
    do not be daunted if chaos reigns.
    It undoubtedly will"


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    Re: 30 stone mother worries about her babies becoming anorex

    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime
    Quote Originally Posted by easesprings
    Quote Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy
    Quote Originally Posted by shortarms
    Quote Originally Posted by easesprings
    Right which one of the ARRSE deviants did the deed????
    That was my first thought. :D Old Fat & Hairy or MDN?

    This whale is unfit to look after herself never mind kids. As CF says the ss need to do something now before the next headline in six months is about their deaths.
    Not me! I've been sterilised. Or castrated, I can never remember which.
    Hopoefully both just to make sure
    Did it involve two bricks?
    Yes, terribly painful. Especially when the doctor caught his thumb between them!
    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.

    Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons

    You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."

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    Re: 30 stone mother worries about her babies becoming anorexic

    Very common not to put the Dad's name on the Birth Certificate - CSA won't chase him for the money then.

    Someone I know who finally married his lady last year (four children under the age of 9, two council houses, one partially sub-let) didn't put his name on his children's birth certificates because it helped the mother to claim, and removed his requirement to pay for them.

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    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
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    Re: 30 stone mother worries about her babies becoming anorexic

    Quote Originally Posted by Grownup_Rafbrat
    Very common not to put the Dad's name on the Birth Certificate - CSA won't chase him for the money then.

    Someone I know who finally married his lady last year (four children under the age of 9, two council houses, one partially sub-let) didn't put his name on his children's birth certificates because it helped the mother to claim, and removed his requirement to pay for them.

    Welcome to the 21st Century.
    Yup! you're right! In your signature block (the wonderful 'Naming of Parts' by Henry Reed) you say "Proving that nothing has changed since 1944". Oh, I'm afraid it has!
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    Re: 30 stone mother worries about her babies becoming anorexic

    Quote Originally Posted by Command_doh
    If she was rendered down into burgers, I wonder how many meals she could provide to starving people?
    Feed the homeless to the hungry, two birds, one stone.

    I'm liking the Austrailian way of dealing with things Two mothers charged with neglect after their babies were left malnourished from feeds of left-over junk food

    "The court, in Cairns, north Queensland, was told that the young girl, now aged two, and a boy, now 21 months, were fed a liquid form of whatever left-over food the adults had eaten, including pizza slices, calamari, prawns, pork crackling and other takeaway food."

    Sheesh.
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