Originally Posted by Mitchthebar

Originally Posted by Ace_Rimmer

What! No-one EVER said that alcohol makes someone look attractive.. Being pished just means you're happier to bag up with a minger. Everyone knows that!

I think what explains the situation is that we do absolutely ridiculous, sometimes dangerous things when we're batfaced. Doing the business with a complete munter being only one of them. I can't recall whether the any of the mingers I've plugged were any better looking just cos I was pished, but I do remember being at a party when a huge fat ugly crocodillapig latched onto me and practically dragged me upstairs. When we got to her bed I can recall thinking to myself, oh well, any hole's a goal and just got on with it. In the morning, when I woke up and saw where I was, and who I was with, I screamed and ran naked out of the room clutching my clothes.
The point being, had I been sober there was absolutely no way on earth that I would of considered humping her, but the alcohol clouds our judgement and changes certain normal restrictions on our actions, thank fuck, we'd never have any fun if it wasn't for the demon drink.

To sum it up: When drunk you know what you're doing; you just can't stop yourself ;)

What the booze does is make the blokes think they are more attractive - that's why they feel confident enough to describe a "five" as hideous, when they are a minging "three".

Just roll off the munter and smile happy in the knowledge that a shiite fcuk is still better than a good w@nk. Take a snap of the her with your phone, for evidence, standing well back for the wide angle if required, wash your c0ck in her sink then leave. Job done.

Besides - describe your worst blowjob.........FANTASTIC! And you can't do it yourself!

Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert

Just roll off the munter and smile happy in the knowledge that a shiite fcuk is still better than a good w@nk. Take a snap of the her with your phone, for evidence, standing well back for the wide angle if required, wash your c0ck in her sink then leave. Job done.

Besides - describe your worst blowjob.........FANTASTIC! And you can't do it yourself!

You speak for yourself ;)

Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert

Originally Posted by Mitchthebar

Originally Posted by Ace_Rimmer

What! No-one EVER said that alcohol makes someone look attractive.. Being pished just means you're happier to bag up with a minger. Everyone knows that!

I think what explains the situation is that we do absolutely ridiculous, sometimes dangerous things when we're batfaced. Doing the business with a complete munter being only one of them. I can't recall whether the any of the mingers I've plugged were any better looking just cos I was pished, but I do remember being at a party when a huge fat ugly crocodillapig latched onto me and practically dragged me upstairs. When we got to her bed I can recall thinking to myself, oh well, any hole's a goal and just got on with it. In the morning, when I woke up and saw where I was, and who I was with, I screamed and ran naked out of the room clutching my clothes.The point being, had I been sober there was absolutely no way on earth that I would of considered humping her, but the alcohol clouds our judgement and changes certain normal restrictions on our actions, thank fuck, we'd never have any fun if it wasn't for the demon drink.

You're gay aren't you.

What leads you to that extremely inaccurate decision, may I be permitted to enquire.

She was really really horrid, I'll never ever forget the night, but at least the nightmares stopped.

Originally Posted by Mitchthebar

Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert

Originally Posted by Mitchthebar

Originally Posted by Ace_Rimmer

What! No-one EVER said that alcohol makes someone look attractive.. Being pished just means you're happier to bag up with a minger. Everyone knows that!

I think what explains the situation is that we do absolutely ridiculous, sometimes dangerous things when we're batfaced. Doing the business with a complete munter being only one of them. I can't recall whether the any of the mingers I've plugged were any better looking just cos I was pished, but I do remember being at a party when a huge fat ugly crocodillapig latched onto me and practically dragged me upstairs. When we got to her bed I can recall thinking to myself, oh well, any hole's a goal and just got on with it. In the morning, when I woke up and saw where I was, and who I was with, I screamed and ran naked out of the room clutching my clothes.The point being, had I been sober there was absolutely no way on earth that I would of considered humping her, but the alcohol clouds our judgement and changes certain normal restrictions on our actions, thank fuck, we'd never have any fun if it wasn't for the demon drink.

You're gay aren't you.

What leads you to that extremely inaccurate decision, may I be permitted to enquire.

She was really really horrid, I'll never ever forget the night, but at least the nightmares stopped.

That'll teach you to shag your mother-in-law :D

Originally Posted by Mitchthebar

Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert

Originally Posted by Mitchthebar

Originally Posted by Ace_Rimmer

What! No-one EVER said that alcohol makes someone look attractive.. Being pished just means you're happier to bag up with a minger. Everyone knows that!

I think what explains the situation is that we do absolutely ridiculous, sometimes dangerous things when we're batfaced. Doing the business with a complete munter being only one of them. I can't recall whether the any of the mingers I've plugged were any better looking just cos I was pished, but I do remember being at a party when a huge fat ugly crocodillapig latched onto me and practically dragged me upstairs. When we got to her bed I can recall thinking to myself, oh well, any hole's a goal and just got on with it. In the morning, when I woke up and saw where I was, and who I was with, I screamed and ran naked out of the room clutching my clothes.The point being, had I been sober there was absolutely no way on earth that I would of considered humping her, but the alcohol clouds our judgement and changes certain normal restrictions on our actions, thank fuck, we'd never have any fun if it wasn't for the demon drink.

You're gay aren't you.

What leads you to that extremely inaccurate decision, may I be permitted to enquire.

She was really really horrid, I'll never ever forget the night, but at least the nightmares stopped.

Sorry.....where's the photographic evidence???? :D

Originally Posted by Markintime

Originally Posted by Mitchthebar

Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert

Originally Posted by Mitchthebar

Originally Posted by Ace_Rimmer

What! No-one EVER said that alcohol makes someone look attractive.. Being pished just means you're happier to bag up with a minger. Everyone knows that!

I think what explains the situation is that we do absolutely ridiculous, sometimes dangerous things when we're batfaced. Doing the business with a complete munter being only one of them. I can't recall whether the any of the mingers I've plugged were any better looking just cos I was pished, but I do remember being at a party when a huge fat ugly crocodillapig latched onto me and practically dragged me upstairs. When we got to her bed I can recall thinking to myself, oh well, any hole's a goal and just got on with it. In the morning, when I woke up and saw where I was, and who I was with, I screamed and ran naked out of the room clutching my clothes.The point being, had I been sober there was absolutely no way on earth that I would of considered humping her, but the alcohol clouds our judgement and changes certain normal restrictions on our actions, thank fuck, we'd never have any fun if it wasn't for the demon drink.

You're gay aren't you.

What leads you to that extremely inaccurate decision, may I be permitted to enquire.

She was really really horrid, I'll never ever forget the night, but at least the nightmares stopped.

That'll teach you to shag your mother-in-law :D

I've had worse!!!!!!!!!!! But maybe nowhere near as old. :D

Originally Posted by Markintime

Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert

Just roll off the munter and smile happy in the knowledge that a shiite fcuk is still better than a good w@nk. Take a snap of the her with your phone, for evidence, standing well back for the wide angle if required, wash your c0ck in her sink then leave. Job done.

Besides - describe your worst blowjob.........FANTASTIC! And you can't do it yourself!

You speak for yourself ;)

I wouldn't want to!! I know where it's been

I've been very inebriated at times but never got confused about partners. They all are deffo adult and deffo OK....




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