Originally Posted by right-grumpy

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by milsum

The floor in that otherwise seemless stream of logic, is that unfortunately I'm not actually his wronged wife. Otherwise I'd have been grateful for the generous and selfless offer. :D

I don't care if you are not his wronged wife, etc, etc. My offer is even more selfless, and I will provide the wine or whatever it takes.

Now look here my good chap (that is you OFH), I cannot help but notice that you seem to be moving in on my action
I was grooming Milsum so unless she is ready for a 3-some, I'll see you at dawn

Can I be the second??

Originally Posted by Mighty_doh_nut

Black her eye and break her jaw for snooping on your PC

Play mental games, degrading her and making her feel worthless. Shatter her self esteem and her cheek bones.

Tell your son mummy is a druggy and steals things including his pocket money, also flogs his PSP games on ebay for smack cash.

Ah, the caring approach.
Like it.

Originally Posted by easesprings

Originally Posted by right-grumpy

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by milsum

The floor in that otherwise seemless stream of logic, is that unfortunately I'm not actually his wronged wife. Otherwise I'd have been grateful for the generous and selfless offer. :D

I don't care if you are not his wronged wife, etc, etc. My offer is even more selfless, and I will provide the wine or whatever it takes.

Now look here my good chap (that is you OFH), I cannot help but notice that you seem to be moving in on my action
I was grooming Milsum so unless she is ready for a 3-some, I'll see you at dawn

Can I be the second??

The second what?

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by easesprings

Originally Posted by right-grumpy

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by milsum

The floor in that otherwise seemless stream of logic, is that unfortunately I'm not actually his wronged wife. Otherwise I'd have been grateful for the generous and selfless offer. :D

I don't care if you are not his wronged wife, etc, etc. My offer is even more selfless, and I will provide the wine or whatever it takes.

Now look here my good chap (that is you OFH), I cannot help but notice that you seem to be moving in on my action
I was grooming Milsum so unless she is ready for a 3-some, I'll see you at dawn

Can I be the second??

The second what?

A second just in case you fail so I can pick up milsome

Milsum, looks like I've got to fight half of Arrse for you so I hope you are worth it??? :D :D

Originally Posted by right-grumpy

Milsum, looks like I've got to fight half of Arrse for you so I hope you are worth it??? :D :D

Oh she is.

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by right-grumpy

Milsum, looks like I've got to fight half of Arrse for you so I hope you are worth it??? :D :D

Oh she is.

OK then, you're getting it OFH (Well not 'it' )

OFaH, you are very kind, but perhaps need your medication looked at. I'm a grotty oaf, and the discussion about stirring man porridge in my ladybits is mute, for one would have to get past the cobwebs first.

Now back to topic, delinquent, how's the hangover? Has reality suddenly descended that you're in for months and months and months of emotional pain, heartache, STD's, regret and remorse? If so, consider having another drink, and repeat until it goes away.

Poor delinquent. Posted in hopes of desperate female Arrse-ers offering consolation (and STDs etc) and instead gets treated to watching Milsum being chased. This is just a taste of whats to come girly-wise. I think its time you are going to have to suck it in delinquent and just grovel like a man.

OK OK, just a tad of the serious........

Trust me on this " the grass is not greener on the other side of the fence!" The pain and problems you are going to go through WILL impact on the kid. So do all you can to work it out!

Serious over

Try a bit of swapping........ good for you, good for her!!