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    Senior Member mercurydancer's Avatar
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    Tin foil hat - Construction and usage. SOP, evidence base

    Although I'm a nurse by training I'm an Elf and Safety assessor which is as embarrassing as Jacqui Smith's husband admitting to watching bongo vids.

    I am a little concerned about the basic conical constcution of the hat. Edges may cut eyebrows and ears. Does the scrunch actually deflect or act as a rod for the waves (or particles depedent on your preference for physics)?

    Should hearing aid wearers be concerned about the hats? a short circuit to the eardrum would be quite painful.

    Also, are the hats there to stop the thoughts getting in or to stop the thoughts getting out?

    Thoughts please gentlemen
    First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.
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    Re: Tin foil hat - Construction and usage. SOP, evidence ba

    A problem shared is a problem 2 people know about.

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    Re: Tin foil hat - Construction and usage. SOP, evidence base

    The hat should be grounded when static, the CES contains a ground spike and hammer, the hat itself only prevents radiation, thoughts will accumulate and be released when you remove the hat. It's why when you remove it in company people seem to "swoon" a bit, especially if you've been thinking a lot.

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    Re: Tin foil hat - Construction and usage. SOP, evidence ba

    The wonders of the internet. Problem mostly solved. I must advise staff against extra-terrestrial sinus defence systems. They need to know.
    First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.
    Martin Niemoeller

    I'm speaking out before they come for me.

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    Senior Member mercurydancer's Avatar
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    Re: Tin foil hat - Construction and usage. SOP, evidence base

    OK so AFDBs may not be immersed in alcohol... does that apply to the brain in which it is intended to protect?
    First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.
    Martin Niemoeller

    I'm speaking out before they come for me.

    MD 2010.

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    Re: Tin foil hat - Construction and usage. SOP, evidence ba

    Tin Foil Shreddies;

    Since I speak out of my arse, and my brains are in my bollocks; should I wear tin-foil shreddies ?
    Using a feather is erotic. Using the whole chicken is a perversion.

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    Senior Member mercurydancer's Avatar
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    Re: Tin foil hat - Construction and usage. SOP, evidence base

    smallbore..

    You dont know where they may get in so it may be in order to defend yourself appropriately.

    Pebbledashing and metallic underwear may not be compatible. And certainly not absorbent.
    First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.
    Martin Niemoeller

    I'm speaking out before they come for me.

    MD 2010.

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    Re: Tin foil hat - Construction and usage. SOP, evidence base

    Quote Originally Posted by mercurydancer
    smallbore..

    You dont know where they may get in so it may be in order to defend yourself appropriately.

    Pebbledashing and metallic underwear may not be compatible. And certainly not absorbent.


    But no doubt fun to wear.
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