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    Senior Member Deadreckon's Avatar
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    He's officer material he is!

    FFS how mong do you have to be....link

    He actually hit the fence before he realised something was up??
    "What is prudence in the conduct of every private family can scarce be folly in that of a great kingdom." - Adam Smith (1723-1790)

    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." Aesop

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    Re: He's officer material he is!

    Quote Originally Posted by Deadreckon
    FFS how mong do you have to be....link

    He actually hit the fence before he realised something was up??
    No surprise there, it's one of my relatives and we keep re-setting his satnav so he will kill himself because we hate him.

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    Re: He's officer material he is!

    I'm in a bad mood tonight so this just makes me want to beat up stupid people. Shame the fence stopped him.

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    Re: He's officer material he is!

    Quote Originally Posted by PandaLOVE
    I'm in a bad mood tonight so this just makes me want to beat up stupid people. Shame the fence stopped him.
    Yes, that's what my family said, but we used the word 'Fuck' a lot and we will keep trying.

    Hope you feel better soon :D
    You're all puffs.

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    Re: He's officer material he is!

    It would appear that Darwin unfortunately failed us this time.

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    Re: He's officer material he is!

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry_Monk
    It would appear that Darwin unfortunately failed us this time.
    To be fair with the amount of fcukwits we're reading about these days he's probably busier then Santa on Christmas Eve.
    "What is prudence in the conduct of every private family can scarce be folly in that of a great kingdom." - Adam Smith (1723-1790)

    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." Aesop

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    Re: He's officer material he is!

    My satnav keeps telling me to drive to local dogging sites

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    Re: He's officer material he is!

    Quote Originally Posted by walt_of_the_walts
    My satnav keeps telling me to drive to local dogging sites
    Is dogging a known term on satnav then?
    I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

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    Re: He's officer material he is!

    Quote Originally Posted by unemployable
    Quote Originally Posted by walt_of_the_walts
    My satnav keeps telling me to drive to local dogging sites
    Is dogging a known term on satnav then?
    Must be a Place Of Interest (POI)
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    Re: He's officer material he is!

    Tcohh!

    Now my satnav is telling me to go to Kings Cross and murder prostitutes. With a hammer.

    I think there might be something wrong with it...

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    Re: He's officer material he is!

    Quote Originally Posted by walt_of_the_walts
    Tcohh!

    Now my satnav is telling me to go to Kings Cross and murder prostitutes. With a hammer.

    I think there might be something wrong with it...
    Yes..You should be going to Whitechapel with the doctors bag. :D

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    Re: He's officer material he is!

    Todmorden and Doncaster, what a winning combination.

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