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    Re: Famous Wimmin With Dirty Names

    Cressida Dick

    Do you reckon she's got a 'brazilian' down there (at Stockwell).

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    Re: Famous Wimmin With Dirty Names

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainWillard
    Lady Fiona Spunk-Trumpet.

    (...of the Devonshire Spunk-Trumpets don't y'know)

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    Made me chuckle.....I had a bloke once submit a CV for a job with a email addie of captainspunktrumpet@(removed).com

    He failed to see the problem that this may cause!


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    Re: Famous Wimmin With Dirty Names

    Mum.

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    Re: Famous Wimmin With Dirty Names

    Quote Originally Posted by BanjoBill
    Take's me back.

    Years ago was watching the goggle box and between progs the compare said - words to the effect: "Next we have Fanny Craddock demonstrating how to make jam doughnuts and if you're joining in, I really do hope yours turn out like Fanny's".
    I thought the quote was " I hope yours taste as good Fanny's"

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    Re: Famous Wimmin With Dirty Names

    Quote Originally Posted by D0lly86
    Quote Originally Posted by BanjoBill
    Take's me back.

    Years ago was watching the goggle box and between progs the compare said - words to the effect: "Next we have Fanny Craddock demonstrating how to make jam doughnuts and if you're joining in, I really do hope yours turn out like Fanny's".
    I thought the quote was " I hope yours taste as good Fanny's"
    That was the next episode and it was Finny Haddock.

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