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**Blackrat** · 02-03-2009, 06:09

I've stopped scratching and it hurts. Oh God how it hurts.

**Brush_Dust_Shake** · 02-03-2009, 08:18

Anusol is your friend. Be prepared for the knowing smirk from the pharmacist when you buy it,,,,,,,

**tropper66** · 02-03-2009, 09:15

Stop eating curry

**ADUX** · 02-03-2009, 09:30

It's a dermitital reaction to a deep muscular spasm, it causes blood to rush to the surface in an attempt to relax the sphincter. As with any muscle strain, the best remedy is a liberal application of Deep Heat to the bullet hole, that will relax the sphincter and alleviate the itching.

**tropper66** · 02-03-2009, 09:34

Originally Posted by ADUX

It's a dermitital reaction to a deep muscular spasm, it causes blood to rush to the surface in an attempt to relax the sphincter. As with any muscle strain, the best remedy is a liberal application of Deep Heat to the bullet hole, that will relax the sphincter and alleviate the itching.

You Sir, are either some kind of medical genius, or a complete Sadistic barsteward

**zubrzycki** · 02-03-2009, 09:38

preferably the latter!

**ADUX** · 02-03-2009, 09:41

Originally Posted by tropper66

Originally Posted by ADUX

It's a dermitital reaction to a deep muscular spasm, it causes blood to rush to the surface in an attempt to relax the sphincter. As with any muscle strain, the best remedy is a liberal application of Deep Heat to the bullet hole, that will relax the sphincter and alleviate the itching.

You Sir, are either some kind of medical genius, or a complete Sadistic barsteward

Go on, try it - then we'll see won't we?!

**tropper66** · 02-03-2009, 09:51

Originally Posted by ADUX

Originally Posted by tropper66

Originally Posted by ADUX

It's a dermitital reaction to a deep muscular spasm, it causes blood to rush to the surface in an attempt to relax the sphincter. As with any muscle strain, the best remedy is a liberal application of Deep Heat to the bullet hole, that will relax the sphincter and alleviate the itching.

You Sir, are either some kind of medical genius, or a complete Sadistic barsteward

Go on, try it - then we'll see won't we?!

I think that would leave teeth marks in the toilet seat

**allyjs** · 02-03-2009, 10:31

Your 'issue' is caused by having unprotected bum sex. The irritation is from the litres of spunk escaping your gaping and abused ring piece and setting like the icing on a very dirty dirty cake.

Hope this helps :D .

**Blackrat** · 02-03-2009, 10:34

Originally Posted by allyjs

Your 'issue' is caused by having unprotected bum sex. The irritation is from the litres of spunk escaping your gaping and abused ring piece and setting like the icing on a very dirty dirty cake.

Hope this helps :D .

Now there speaks the voice of experience. How did you cure it when it happened to you?