Apologies if this has been done before, but if for no other reason than my own sanity, I have to get this of my hirsuit chest.

I was listening to the venerable 'Mr T' on Radio 1 (I couldn't find Radio 2), and despite his comedic and rather eccentric American vernacular (not to mention several misquotes, bless) he did have a startling point.

A disturbingly large proportion of our male population have become emasculated fanny whipped jessies. I get physically nausious/enraged every time I see some 'man' crying because he hasn't been selected for some-crappy-phone-in-stars-in-your-deluded-eyes-type-show, or osme other inconsequenial hiccup in his sad life.

Stop stop stop!!! Is it just me or am I in a minority where I understand the coping with emotions is ok in the comfort of your own corimec, but blubbing on TV or in public gnerally should be a flogging offence, as should failure to adhere to basic chivalric measures ('I opened the not because you are a woman, but because I am a gentlemen). Who said crying is good or you anyway? WOMEN DID!!!!!!

It is time to clear away the scales from our eyes and undermine the female conspiracy before we all start wearing mascara, colour our hair, drink halves and get good with colours.

Having just looked at our local town centre, I fear it may be too late...

It's all Gazza's fault.

Have you noticed the amount of 'mens grooming' products advertised on tv?
FFs I still use a shave stick & brush,The same Gilette razor I bought in Germany yonks ago (albeit with new blades for the pedantics out there!) & the same brand of dedoderant.Arm & Hammer toothpaste,No hair gel! (no hair!)
And what is it with men painting their fingernails!?
Poofs the lot of them!
I blame George Clooney!

I often cry,but that could be down to pulling out my nose hairs with pliers

Personally I say let them carry on, the more fagots there are the more chicks for the rest of us. If you see a man crying? Point and laugh. In his fecking face.

Originally Posted by Gungythree

I often cry,but that could be down to pulling out my nose hairs with pliers

Wimp, singe em off with a lighter.

Originally Posted by the_butler

Originally Posted by Gungythree

I often cry,but that could be down to pulling out my nose hairs with pliers

Wimp, singe em off with a lighter.

That could cause a large fire if my eyebrows ignited as well

huzzah... glad someone finally said it...

take for instance, my brother hurt his arm doing something i think he got a bruise... he cried

i dislocated my finger, just said "hey it hurts when i poke it, and its gone a bit blue" a few hours later i got my fiancee to pull it hard and it popped back in i was like "oh hey... must have been dislocated, cool"

man up you whiney little beeyatch

Originally Posted by Gungythree

I often cry,but that could be down to pulling out my nose hairs with pliers

You big girl, burn them off with a zippo

Toothpaste? You simpering chocolate starfish sniper.