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**Mr_Deputy** · 27-02-2009, 14:04

Originally Posted by IvyGrad

And the likes of you want to ban ME from this esteemed motley crew.

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This isn't even a double standard ... this is supposed to be no standards at all.

IG

WERE you in Ice Road Truckers?

**Mr_Deputy** · 27-02-2009, 14:06

Originally Posted by B_AND_T

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Originally Posted by B_AND_T

And what about birds?

What about 'em?

Well for example are chickens game (well I know there not they are fowl) but you know what I mean.

Here's a little bit of feathered poon tang from my private collection.

**Dashing_Chap** · 27-02-2009, 14:27

Hello chaps!

A hypothetical situationâ€¦

What if one were to step out of the shower, still a little blinded by the soapy suds & then accidentally bump into a frolicking puppy, then said puppyâ€™s long, rubbery tongue takes advantage of ones confused & somewhat ungainly, yet aroused predicament?

Could the victim possibly sue on grounds of statutory canine rape

Yours most anxiously,

-D.C.

**JonnoJonno** · 27-02-2009, 14:34

Originally Posted by Dashing_Chap

Hello chaps!

A hypothetical situationâ€¦

What if one were to step out of the shower, still a little blinded by the soapy suds & then accidentally bump into a frolicking puppy, then said puppyâ€™s long, rubbery tongue takes advantage of ones confused & somewhat ungainly, yet aroused predicament?

Could the victim possibly sue on grounds of statutory canine rape

Yours most anxiously,

-D.C.

So far you're in the clear. But could you explain why the b*ggery f*ck you would have half a tin of Chappie on the end of your throbber (I read between the lines a bit). :D

**Cutaway** · 27-02-2009, 15:17

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Are fish sexy?

"Discuss" prefereably with photos and sound effects.

There used to be a load of films about this, and most successful they were indeed.

On UNPROFOR I recall watching the fourth volume of this boxoffice blockbuster, the catchily titled "Eels for Pleasure IV."
The value of the condoms I could appreciate, though I never understood how the leather hats & thigh boots constituted safety equipment.

Perhaps the stars got their distinctive smell from Ivy Grad's support rÃ´le.

**Mr_Deputy** · 27-02-2009, 15:19

Eels for pleasure?

Is this something to so with pea licker/liquor or am I being disgusting?

**Croque_Monsieur** · 27-02-2009, 15:21

If you are into the MDN style ah experimental sex I think ducks are the way to go. They look innocent enough going around in couples but come the spring it seems free range gang rape with a healthy dose of watery asphixiation does if for the lady ducks. :D

**Bonzo_Dog** · 27-02-2009, 15:29

An old country saying.

Kinky is using a feather.

Perverted is using the whole chicken.

**Mr_Deputy** · 27-02-2009, 15:42

Well I'm all dosed up in duck pheremone and dressed in a split crotch wet suit. I'm hoping a flock of mallards will make me their lucky bitch tonight.

**Mighty_doh_nut** · 27-02-2009, 15:42

Originally Posted by IvyGrad

And the likes of you want to ban ME from this esteemed motley crew.

Yes you three holed, inadequate activity centre for a chap that preferred to go home to his Mrs

Until you've experienced sexual relations with an animal you aren't able to comment.

Your ex partner is however as he fcuked a bison.

Until you've had a black Labrador climax in your mouth you haven't lived