ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by Airborne_Aircrew

Also, don't forget that the Drill Pigs like you to have a good time... If your mate fucks up just go ahead and laugh your arse off... Get everyone else laughing too with some well chosen, witty comment... The Drill Pig likes a good laugh too...

Priceless - made me laff just thinkn of trying not to laff when someone fcuked up hahaha :D

When you first arrive - you may occassionally see a chap wearing a sash.

Don't worry though - this means that he won the last beauty contest they held.

Make sure you go over and congratulate him on his good looks.

14-Excersise Rations,
They are just for show.Most if not all Instructors carry a selection of Take Away menus who deliver & will only be too happy to call & order a scrumptious Take Away feast.
Dont worry tho if you dont have any money as it's put on the Company Credit Card.

If your Dad was a SNCO (Sergeant, Staff Sergeant or Warrant Officer - see, you're learning the jargon already!),make sure the DS know it, and drop a few of his pearls of wisdom in their shell-like: this will ensure that you get extra special treatment.Go to your local Milletts before reporting for basic, and purchase a Racing Spoon.

Originally Posted by telecaster

If your Dad was a SNCO (Sergeant, Staff Sergeant or Warrant Officer - see, you're learning the jargon already!),make sure the DS know it, and drop a few of his pearls of wisdom in their shell-like: this will ensure that you get extra special treatment.Go to your local Milletts before reporting for basic, and purchase a Racing Spoon.

But if you have a relative who was/is an Officer (Capt & above tho) you're quids in & instantly elligable to attend functions & tea parties held by the OC.

when you are doing PT don't forget to ask the PTI if he won this year's Mr Gay UK or any other beauty competition - he will be so flattered you will never be able to... i mean have to do PT ever again.

When times are down, remember there's always a willing ear to listern and a shoulder to cry on. Visit the local:


But as everyone knows, they're there for 'that' special service. Wink Wink!

Just buy a few packs of biccies, or smooth soup, or even better a trade pack of Tena-Lady and state your wishes. Some will do a nosh job but most do dry bumming if that's you thing. So take all your frustrations out on the ol' dears. . . Err hot chicks.

Don't forget to tell all your mates that it's (saggy) pussy heaven at the local WRVS.

'Make it Count' indeed!!

are these jokes??