Originally Posted by Bradstyley

Jesus H fcuking christ i think i just spunked my pants with excitement! And then The mekon goes 'Dude, like what the fcuk, my brain is swelling even more then usual' and he starts clutching his head and Mothra's like 'Man up you fcuking fanny, those Ninjas won't slot themsleves' (mothra reads ARRSE) and then the Mekon's head explodes and the fcuking Ninjas are like 'Hah, you fag, your alien death machines are no match for our SECRET ANCIENT NINJA MAGIC SKILLZ' but the Ninjas have underestaimated him because hes actually a T-1000 Terminator Mekon and he reforms into Darth Vader and goes 'Now I am the master ' and force chokes the Ninjas!

I'VE JUST SHOT MY LOAD.

I'm going to buy a Videocamera, we MUST make this happen.

I'm so fcuking exciTed that punching my own and my bosses face isn't cutting it, I'm going round my mum's to punch her!

Who would win in a fight Cavemen or Astronauts?

Originally Posted by Steven

Originally Posted by Snowy1

John McLane Vs Jack Bauer

Mclane is always in the wrong place at the wrong time, but can fight barefoot on broken glass

Bauer was kidnapped for a year without cracking.

Who would come out best.

http://www.googlefight.net/?kw1=john...2=jack%20bauer


Bauer wins by a knockout!

i just used that gadget for some bad taste but this is the naafi,

have a peek http://www.googlefight.net/?kw1=jade%20goody&kw2=cancer

Originally Posted by Flashman07

Who would win in a fight Cavemen or Astronauts?

Gods Teeth and Bowels man, you ask the questions we all want to but are afraid to! It depends, are these Ice Age cavemen, or cavemen from like a film with dinosaurs? And are these normal scientist astronauts or like ones that are trained to battle aliens on distant worlds? Very important distinction...

Cant believe no-one has mentioned Predator vs Joan rivers. If her botox goes atomic she would melt the armour on the predator, therfore rendering its invisible camo useless and she could then use her 7" Manolo Blahniks on its face to best effect.

Originally Posted by Flashman07

Who would win in a fight Cavemen or Astronauts?

Do either of them have weapons?

Originally Posted by Nutter]Do either of them have weapons?[/quote]

No its a bare handed fight, they may use any makeshift weapons such as rocks or sticks etc.

[quote="Bradstyley

Gods Teeth and Bowels man, you ask the questions we all want to but are afraid to! It depends, are these Ice Age cavemen, or cavemen from like a film with dinosaurs? And are these normal scientist astronauts or like ones that are trained to battle aliens on distant worlds? Very important distinction...

They would have to be Ice Age cavemen, the astronauts have previous military experience but have not been trained to fight aliens.

Originally Posted by Flashman07

Originally Posted by "Nutter

Do either of them have weapons?

No its a bare handed fight, they may use any makeshift weapons such as rocks or sticks etc.

.

This is very important, rather hands an edge to the cavemen, what with 'em lashing together rocks & sticks to make spears & bows n sh1t...

Originally Posted by Bradstyley

Originally Posted by Flashman07

Originally Posted by "Nutter

Do either of them have weapons?

No its a bare handed fight, they may use any makeshift weapons such as rocks or sticks etc.

.

This is very important, rather hands an edge to the cavemen, what with 'em lashing together rocks & sticks to make spears & bows n sh1t...

Indeed the cavemen are used to having rocks and sticks and could use their brute force but astronauts have far greater agility and intelligence.