Originally Posted by iamalondoncrab

Originally Posted by crabby

If it was 18, not 16, I'd fcuk it rotten. That's one pretty boy/girl thing! Being the first to lick my man-fat out of its mangina would be an honour

Unless you've moved to the US, I can't see the problem.

Also, I'm disappointed in myself, but I very definately would. I'm also liking her jawline.

I teach - so that contact with kids, even those over 16 really puts you off anyone under the age of 19/20. They're all little sh*ts really. Don't be disappointed in yourself - revel in the fact you want to spaff on it's face and gently probe it's ricker with your tongue.

Originally Posted by crabby

Originally Posted by iamalondoncrab

Originally Posted by crabby

If it was 18, not 16, I'd fcuk it rotten. That's one pretty boy/girl thing! Being the first to lick my man-fat out of its mangina would be an honour

Unless you've moved to the US, I can't see the problem.

Also, I'm disappointed in myself, but I very definately would. I'm also liking her jawline.

I teach - so that contact with kids, even those over 16 really puts you off anyone under the age of 19/20. They're all little sh*ts really. Don't be disappointed in yourself - revel in the fact you want to spaff on it's face and gently probe it's ricker with your tongue.

What ricker?

Originally Posted by crabby

I teach

No you don't you irrritate pupils who beat you up, follow you home and torch dogshit on the doorstep of your bed sit.

I'm glad there is a tranny thread



This is one of my favourites and crave her lady meat

Originally Posted by Mighty_doh_nut

Originally Posted by crabby

I teach

No you don't you irrritate pupils who beat you up, follow you home and torch dogshit on the doorstep of your bed sit.

You do disguise your adoration for me quite poorly. If I'm ever up your way I'll let you fcuk me, out of pity mind. With lube of course, I like my colon not bleeding.

Hello chaps!

I’m sure you are all well aware that I harbour quite an unhealthy interest in young ladies bottoms, especially when they resemble the fine wobbly flesh of a smooth arsed choirboy, so naturally I really couldn’t resist the temptation this time & hunted down the fair lady…eer chappie & added him to my MSN!

After whiling away the long winter nights with a number of profane & explicit sleaze-chats, I managed to seduce ‘it’ enough to do a little dance for me on webcam. Being a fellow of refined taste I decided to video the whole thing for sentimental reasons. In a moment of ecstatic sexual excitement I desperately fumbled with my webcam record function, whilst simultaneously smothering my naked body with a hefty dollop of rancid butter.

I submit the video below for you all & dearly hope that you enjoy it as much as I did





I have the honour to remain, &c.

~D.C.

What do they do with the severed c*ck after a male to female sex change?

After decades of abuse, mine's more wrecked than the Titanic. Transplant of a vibrant, youthful organ is just what I need to get me back to my old self.

Originally Posted by Ancient_Mariner

What do they do with the severed c*ck after a male to female sex change?

After decades of abuse, mine's more wrecked than the Titanic. Transplant of a vibrant, youthful organ is just what I need to get me back to my old self.

It is not chopped off, it is sliced in half and pushed inside to become the fanny. So if you go down on it, you would still technically lick its c0ck Or getting your pork sword in to the hilt could be consider docking?

edited to avoid the sweary filter thing

Pink Sock.

Ive woken up next to some right hippocrocapigs, this would be a welcome change

Originally Posted by psychobabble

Only know this as one of my patients, who was in her 40s by this point came into this category.

Was this her,er him,er...