Thread: Things not to do when on stag

Looks crimping one out over page 3 wasn't enough for this chap, seems like a lot of kit to haul about.

A security guard accidentally suffocated himself in an autoerotic accident, an inquest heard. Ralph Santiago, 31, was found dead in the men’s toilets of the building he worked wearing Wellington boots, a wetsuit and gas mask.

Full article.

Ye Gods. Thats a fair amount of hassle just to knock one off.

Funny as fukc though.

mmm - poetic that. Choking out while choking one out.

Died a hero. In a black rubber suit and wellies he put on in the ladies, inhaling gas and thrapping like a monkey while he filled his own lungs with his own blood...while skivving at work....body found by colleagues and the whole sordid affair written up in the Reading local rag. Way to go.

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Died a hero. In a black rubber suit and wellies he put on in the ladies, inhaling gas and thrapping like a monkey while he filled his own lungs with his own blood...while skivving at work....body found by colleagues and the whole sordid affair written up in the Reading local rag. Way to go.

Its how he would have wanted to go...

security's not a dirty word!!!!!

Nnnnooooooooooooo, please tell me MDN ain't dead.

Who's gonna do the charity stuff now ?

Originally Posted by DWire

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Died a hero. In a black rubber suit and wellies he put on in the ladies, inhaling gas and thrapping like a monkey while he filled his own lungs with his own blood...while skivving at work....body found by colleagues and the whole sordid affair written up in the Reading local rag. Way to go.

Its how he would have wanted to go...

Though perhaps not how he should have come.

Originally Posted by DWire

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Died a hero. In a black rubber suit and wellies he put on in the ladies, inhaling gas and thrapping like a monkey while he filled his own lungs with his own blood...while skivving at work....body found by colleagues and the whole sordid affair written up in the Reading local rag. Way to go.

Its how he would have wanted to go...

Isnt it how we all want to go?

Originally Posted by ubuntu

Originally Posted by DWire

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Died a hero. In a black rubber suit and wellies he put on in the ladies, inhaling gas and thrapping like a monkey while he filled his own lungs with his own blood...while skivving at work....body found by colleagues and the whole sordid affair written up in the Reading local rag. Way to go.

Its how he would have wanted to go...

Isnt it how we all want to go?

Personally, I cannot think of a better way - get your name in the papers and everything! Beware that you don't die on the vinegars, that would be just tragic.

Did he die of a stroke

Coat taraa

You may want to stear clear of doing

THIS

as well

Originally Posted by Aunty Stella

You may want to stear clear of doing

THIS

as well

I can't find a face icon which adequately shows the surprise that caused and I'm trying v hard not to show any facial emotion at all.

Worst thing is that's our company secretary I think.

Originally Posted by Aunty Stella

You may want to stear clear of doing

THIS

as well

Thanks for that!

My missus wants to know-

"what the fcuk do you think you're watching sh!t like that!''

That link just made my eyes bleed! FuK me I need to either throw up or bleach my eyes after that!!