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**Dandy-Angus** · 30-01-2009, 15:53

Ill look at the link later cus no doubt il end up in the poo with work if i nebb another unsafe link !!

Did anyone else cut a hole in the pocket of there combat trousers for easy access - handy whilst on stag....or was that just me ..har har har har

**vvaannmmaann** · 30-01-2009, 16:01

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

His Mother will be so proud.

...by law will the police not have to hand her his material posessions? The gear found in the bogs/his car etc

Even if she asks they destroy them, leaves the police with a job to do so thius stuff will be hanging about..some lads laughing, some people disgusted by it.

And if not claimed,will it be sold at auction? Ebay item number........

**vvaannmmaann** · 30-01-2009, 16:05

Who was the squaddie when on the main gate,was mid-gobble from a local lass,when the same squaddies' wife drove in?

**David2008** · 30-01-2009, 16:32

Originally Posted by Aunty Stella

You may want to stear clear of doing

THIS

as well

What in the name of fcuk :o

**Flagrantviolator** · 30-01-2009, 16:47

Originally Posted by David2008

Originally Posted by Aunty Stella

You may want to stear clear of doing

THIS

as well

What in the name of fcuk :o

Oh my! Erm, welll,,, rather... oh...yep.

**chocolate_frog** · 30-01-2009, 16:58

Come on, weÂ´ve all done something equally as silly.

Tell me you havenÂ´t had a quick one off the wrist on to the single bar heater in the corner, turned off of course, ready for the next stag :D

**Command_doh** · 30-01-2009, 17:10

I thought this was standard practice - or pulling a 'Hutchence' whilst suspending oneself by the neck from a belt fixed to a door handle, whilst simultaneously holding one's hand firmly over the canister filter point of the S-10. Choking one out, of course.

**skypilotuk** · 30-01-2009, 20:50

Originally Posted by David2008

Originally Posted by Aunty Stella

You may want to stear clear of doing

THIS

as well

What in the name of fcuk :o

OMG!! Eye watering stuff

**happybonzo** · 30-01-2009, 20:57

Originally Posted by GoodIdeaAtTheTime

Looks crimping one out over page 3 wasn't enough for this chap, seems like a lot of kit to haul about.

A security guard accidentally suffocated himself in an autoerotic accident, an inquest heard. Ralph Santiago, 31, was found dead in the menâ€™s toilets of the building he worked wearing Wellington boots, a wetsuit and gas mask.

Full article.

Perhaps he was in training to become a Conservative MP like Stephen Milligan

**once_a_maverick** · 05-02-2009, 10:04

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

Come on, weÂ´ve all done something equally as silly.

Tell me you havenÂ´t had a quick one off the wrist on to the single bar heater in the corner, turned off of course, ready for the next stag :D

Some clever wag wrote "Push for Heater" under the mortar attack alarm button in the main gate sanger at Thiepval. Some not so clever Jo Bloggs thought this was gen up. Cue entire camp, MQ's and all out of their beds at 3 in the am.