Thread: Extreme frustration.
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30-01-2009, 10:45 #1
Extreme frustration.
The 'girly' topic on questions about female training is driving me crazy. I don't want to read it, but it's like a car crash; I'm drawn to read it. And we are forbidden to offer any advice, comments or to offer to help in a physical way. The standard of writing on it is enough to make one's teeth itch.
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Re: Female Experiences of Basic Trg - ROBUST MOD ACTION IN FORCE
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:01 pm
haha, so which one of us is Scary Recruit? Ginger Recruit?
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Re: Female Experiences of Basic Trg - ROBUST MOD ACTION IN FORCE
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:04 pm
I think I'm definately Scary! A Ziggazigaaaaaaaa!I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
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30-01-2009, 10:51 #2
Re: Extreme frustration.
My personal favourite so far is:
"Somthing else I've been wondering about is shaving ie legs. I usually use wax strips or an epilator because I can't be bothered to shave my legs every other day but of course when it comes to basic I don't know if to swap back to shaving."
You just don't get that kind of thoughtful discussion from the blokes....
:DI'll sign for it!
lead us not into temptation, just point us in the general direction and we'll find it from there.
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30-01-2009, 11:05 #3
Re: Extreme frustration.
Perhaps you can quote from that topic, into this one (where robust moderation isn't in force) and you can vent your frustration by providing "DS answers," to the questions posed...

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30-01-2009, 11:05 #4
Re: Extreme frustration.
True, I can't ever recall discussing shaving my legs during basic. Nor wondering if the other recruits would be shocked if we had to walk around naked at all.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
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Re: Extreme frustration.
I think training females is a jolly good idea.
Can anyone help to train mine not to talk when I'm reading the Telegraph.happiness is a hot tube
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30-01-2009, 11:46 #6
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Aversion therapy works well. Just hit her with a rolled up copy every time she speaks. Eventually she will either stop talking or leave you. A win/win situation.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
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30-01-2009, 11:48 #7Senior Member
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Re: Extreme frustration.
Ill don't know why my post "You're going to get raped" was deleted. Its just one rule for them...
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30-01-2009, 11:49 #8
Re: Extreme frustration.
OFH,
I can understand your frustration I've thought about offerring advice too but I thought better of it. Perhaps you should go and have a leasurely w4nk with a picture of Felicity Kenadall's breasts?And hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.
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30-01-2009, 11:50 #9
Re: Extreme frustration.
Does Felicity Kendall have breasts? Oh yes, I recall, in that series 'The Good Life' was often a cheeky little nipple to be seen.
Originally Posted by jarrod248
Anyway, I'm past all that now. Nice to be a eunuch.I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
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30-01-2009, 11:52 #10
Re: Extreme frustration.
In one episode she keeps a room full of rowdy prisoners enthralled ...until at the end you realise they wanted to keep still as the light was shining behind her and she had a thin white dress on!! :D
Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy
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30-01-2009, 11:54 #11
Re: Extreme frustration.
Strangely enough I do not find myself drawn to the "Smear Test Advice" thread. Especially when I am eating my lunch.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
how was the play?"
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30-01-2009, 12:05 #12
Re: Extreme frustration.
AAArrggghh!!
They've started watching us talking about them and started talking about us...watching them...
Abort!! Abort!!
Originally Posted by militarymen

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30-01-2009, 12:05 #13
Re: Extreme frustration.
It's not too bad, unless lunch features mayonnaise.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
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30-01-2009, 12:23 #14
Re: Extreme frustration.
That's all right, bless their pretty heads. Maybe time they learned about us, after all, they have been kept sheltered, like a princes harem.
Originally Posted by Father_Gundulph
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
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30-01-2009, 12:36 #15
Re: Extreme frustration.
I'm rather disturbed that a: I feel I cannot take an active part in such a lively and interesting debate without potentially getting O2'd, or worse banned, and b: that, for such reason, my interest and experience of and in matter pertaining to the female gender cannot be of use to said ladies.
There's nothing I enjoy more than helping ladies with personal problems, listening a lot, and offering solutions from an alternative angle. Most of all, it's listening and empathising that I do best.
What should I do? Would any of these ladies be interested in my time, listening to their woes as only a true gentleman can do?
I'm happy in THIS thread to be here for them.
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