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    Extreme frustration.

    The 'girly' topic on questions about female training is driving me crazy. I don't want to read it, but it's like a car crash; I'm drawn to read it. And we are forbidden to offer any advice, comments or to offer to help in a physical way. The standard of writing on it is enough to make one's teeth itch.
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    Re: Female Experiences of Basic Trg - ROBUST MOD ACTION IN FORCE
    Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:01 pm

    haha, so which one of us is Scary Recruit? Ginger Recruit?
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    Re: Female Experiences of Basic Trg - ROBUST MOD ACTION IN FORCE
    Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:04 pm

    I think I'm definately Scary! A Ziggazigaaaaaaaa!
    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.

    Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons

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    Re: Extreme frustration.

    My personal favourite so far is:

    "Somthing else I've been wondering about is shaving ie legs. I usually use wax strips or an epilator because I can't be bothered to shave my legs every other day but of course when it comes to basic I don't know if to swap back to shaving."

    You just don't get that kind of thoughtful discussion from the blokes....

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    Re: Extreme frustration.

    Perhaps you can quote from that topic, into this one (where robust moderation isn't in force) and you can vent your frustration by providing "DS answers," to the questions posed...

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    Re: Extreme frustration.

    True, I can't ever recall discussing shaving my legs during basic. Nor wondering if the other recruits would be shocked if we had to walk around naked at all.
    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.

    Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons

    You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."

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    Re: Extreme frustration.

    I think training females is a jolly good idea.

    Can anyone help to train mine not to talk when I'm reading the Telegraph.
    happiness is a hot tube

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    Re: Extreme frustration.

    Aversion therapy works well. Just hit her with a rolled up copy every time she speaks. Eventually she will either stop talking or leave you. A win/win situation.
    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.

    Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons

    You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."

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    Re: Extreme frustration.

    Ill don't know why my post "You're going to get raped" was deleted. Its just one rule for them...

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    Re: Extreme frustration.

    OFH,
    I can understand your frustration I've thought about offerring advice too but I thought better of it. Perhaps you should go and have a leasurely w4nk with a picture of Felicity Kenadall's breasts?
    Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara

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    Re: Extreme frustration.

    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    OFH,
    I can understand your frustration I've thought about offerring advice too but I thought better of it. Perhaps you should go and have a leasurely w4nk with a picture of Felicity Kenadall's breasts?
    Does Felicity Kendall have breasts? Oh yes, I recall, in that series 'The Good Life' was often a cheeky little nipple to be seen.
    Anyway, I'm past all that now. Nice to be a eunuch.
    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.

    Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons

    You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."

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    Re: Extreme frustration.

    Quote Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy
    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    OFH,
    I can understand your frustration I've thought about offerring advice too but I thought better of it. Perhaps you should go and have a leasurely w4nk with a picture of Felicity Kenadall's breasts?
    Does Felicity Kendall have breasts? Oh yes, I recall, in that series 'The Good Life' was often a cheeky little nipple to be seen.
    Anyway, I'm past all that now. Nice to be a eunuch.
    In one episode she keeps a room full of rowdy prisoners enthralled ...until at the end you realise they wanted to keep still as the light was shining behind her and she had a thin white dress on!! :D

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