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**old_fat_and_hairy** · 30-01-2009, 10:45

The 'girly' topic on questions about female training is driving me crazy. I don't want to read it, but it's like a car crash; I'm drawn to read it. And we are forbidden to offer any advice, comments or to offer to help in a physical way. The standard of writing on it is enough to make one's teeth itch.
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Re: Female Experiences of Basic Trg - ROBUST MOD ACTION IN FORCE
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:01 pm

haha, so which one of us is Scary Recruit? Ginger Recruit?
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Re: Female Experiences of Basic Trg - ROBUST MOD ACTION IN FORCE
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:04 pm

I think I'm definately Scary! A Ziggazigaaaaaaaa!

**IT_Guy** · 30-01-2009, 10:51

My personal favourite so far is:

"Somthing else I've been wondering about is shaving ie legs. I usually use wax strips or an epilator because I can't be bothered to shave my legs every other day but of course when it comes to basic I don't know if to swap back to shaving."

You just don't get that kind of thoughtful discussion from the blokes....

:D

**Father_Gundulph** · 30-01-2009, 11:05

Perhaps you can quote from that topic, into this one (where robust moderation isn't in force) and you can vent your frustration by providing "DS answers," to the questions posed...

**old_fat_and_hairy** · 30-01-2009, 11:05

True, I can't ever recall discussing shaving my legs during basic. Nor wondering if the other recruits would be shocked if we had to walk around naked at all.

**mushroom** · 30-01-2009, 11:44

I think training females is a jolly good idea.

Can anyone help to train mine not to talk when I'm reading the Telegraph.

**old_fat_and_hairy** · 30-01-2009, 11:46

Aversion therapy works well. Just hit her with a rolled up copy every time she speaks. Eventually she will either stop talking or leave you. A win/win situation.

**ubuntu** · 30-01-2009, 11:48

Ill don't know why my post "You're going to get raped" was deleted. Its just one rule for them...

**jarrod248** · 30-01-2009, 11:49

OFH,
I can understand your frustration I've thought about offerring advice too but I thought better of it. Perhaps you should go and have a leasurely w4nk with a picture of Felicity Kenadall's breasts?

**old_fat_and_hairy** · 30-01-2009, 11:50

Originally Posted by jarrod248

OFH,
I can understand your frustration I've thought about offerring advice too but I thought better of it. Perhaps you should go and have a leasurely w4nk with a picture of Felicity Kenadall's breasts?

Does Felicity Kendall have breasts? Oh yes, I recall, in that series 'The Good Life' was often a cheeky little nipple to be seen.
Anyway, I'm past all that now. Nice to be a eunuch.

**Mr_Deputy** · 30-01-2009, 11:52

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by jarrod248

OFH,
I can understand your frustration I've thought about offerring advice too but I thought better of it. Perhaps you should go and have a leasurely w4nk with a picture of Felicity Kenadall's breasts?

Does Felicity Kendall have breasts? Oh yes, I recall, in that series 'The Good Life' was often a cheeky little nipple to be seen.
Anyway, I'm past all that now. Nice to be a eunuch.

In one episode she keeps a room full of rowdy prisoners enthralled ...until at the end you realise they wanted to keep still as the light was shining behind her and she had a thin white dress on!! :D