I have to admit that during my service I served with some excellent women, however, the thread upon which all comments are being based upon I find somewhat disconcerting, in that, within that thread a lot of naiveness is being shown in that fact that everybody should know that females in the armed services are obliged never to wear underwear of any sort. This negates any instances of bunched up fabric in the crack of ones arse and bra chaffing. Although I defer to Joey Deacon on his knowledge and thoughtfulness in his suggestion of baby oil and its' application

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by speedybham

Originally Posted by joey_deacons_lad

Ladies if you read this your breasts will get badly chafed so make sure to massage baby oil into them every night and stand by the window facing the cookhouse when you do i learned that from feng shui

PLEASE NOTE: The above statement applies to ladies only, there is no requirment for 'larger' men to massage baby oil their 'man boobs' every night whiles standing by the window facing the cookhouse.

Thankyou

You are such a spoilsport! I've just bought a mega bottle of the stuff!

I would recommend you go and find that fit FEMALE. Typically you will find there is only one locked away in a cuboard somewhere for use on special occasions only. Give her the botttle, but in exchange insist that she only performs this act while in your company only for duration of the supply of baby oil.

Originally Posted by speedybham

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by speedybham

Originally Posted by joey_deacons_lad

Ladies if you read this your breasts will get badly chafed so make sure to massage baby oil into them every night and stand by the window facing the cookhouse when you do i learned that from feng shui

PLEASE NOTE: The above statement applies to ladies only, there is no requirment for 'larger' men to massage baby oil their 'man boobs' every night whiles standing by the window facing the cookhouse.

Thankyou

You are such a spoilsport! I've just bought a mega bottle of the stuff!

I would recommend you go and find that fit FEMALE. Typically you will find there is only one locked away in a cuboard somewhere for use on special occasions only. Give her the botttle, but in exchange insist that she only performs this act while in your company only for duration of the supply of baby oil.

Damn! That will be a long and arduous task, it's a 12 gallon bottle.
Still, there is one woman here with whom that would barely last one application.

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by speedybham

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by speedybham

Originally Posted by joey_deacons_lad

Ladies if you read this your breasts will get badly chafed so make sure to massage baby oil into them every night and stand by the window facing the cookhouse when you do i learned that from feng shui

PLEASE NOTE: The above statement applies to ladies only, there is no requirment for 'larger' men to massage baby oil their 'man boobs' every night whiles standing by the window facing the cookhouse.

Thankyou

You are such a spoilsport! I've just bought a mega bottle of the stuff!

I would recommend you go and find that fit FEMALE. Typically you will find there is only one locked away in a cuboard somewhere for use on special occasions only. Give her the botttle, but in exchange insist that she only performs this act while in your company only for duration of the supply of baby oil.

Damn! That will be a long and arduous task, it's a 12 gallon bottle.
Still, there is one woman here with whom that would barely last one application.

thats the spirit, if you find you are covering a large surface area it is best to get rid of it in one application. At least then you will only have to suffer once!

But do insist on searching EVERYONE's cuboards. Fit females have a habbit of being stored in the most obscure locations. Just imagine how much longer it would last on that fit FEMALE PTI. Someone should produce a guide showing the ratio of BABYOIL to DRESSSIZE....

You Guys are being extreamly helpful......are you all feeling ok???

Originally Posted by speedybham

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by speedybham

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by speedybham

Originally Posted by joey_deacons_lad

Ladies if you read this your breasts will get badly chafed so make sure to massage baby oil into them every night and stand by the window facing the cookhouse when you do i learned that from feng shui

PLEASE NOTE: The above statement applies to ladies only, there is no requirment for 'larger' men to massage baby oil their 'man boobs' every night whiles standing by the window facing the cookhouse.

Thankyou

You are such a spoilsport! I've just bought a mega bottle of the stuff!

I would recommend you go and find that fit FEMALE. Typically you will find there is only one locked away in a cuboard somewhere for use on special occasions only. Give her the botttle, but in exchange insist that she only performs this act while in your company only for duration of the supply of baby oil.

Damn! That will be a long and arduous task, it's a 12 gallon bottle.
Still, there is one woman here with whom that would barely last one application.

thats the spirit, if you find you are covering a large surface area it is best to get rid of it in one application. At least then you will only have to suffer once!

But do insist on searching EVERYONE's cuboards. Fit females have a habbit of being stored in the most obscure locations. Just imagine how much longer it would last on that fit FEMALE PTI. Someone should produce a guide showing the ratio of BABYOIL to DRESSSIZE....

I aim to please
'suitable quantities of dermatological preparations to be prescribed for specific areas of the body, these amounts are suitable for an adult for twice daily applications for a week'

Face 15-30gm tube 100ml lotions
both hands 25-50gm 200ml lotions
scalp 50-100gm / 200ml
Both arms or both legs 100-200gm / 200ml
trunk 400gm/500ml
groin and genitalia 15-25gm/100ml

Rememeber must be twice daily!!

Originally Posted by Haribo

You Guys are being extreamly helpful......are you all feeling ok???

No I'm not fcukin OK. I am fcukin pi$$ed off with fcukwits (to be confronted with 5* fuckwit yesterday), who can't or won't follow simple instructions, hence my thread for today linky

However, because I am a gentleman I have offered old_fat_and_hairy here some advice on what to do with his surplus supply of babyoil. Actually haribo, make yourself useful, go and get the formulla for babyoil to dresssize.

Originally Posted by speedybham

Originally Posted by Haribo

You Guys are being extreamly helpful......are you all feeling ok???

No I'm not fcukin OK. I am fcukin pi$$ed off with fcukwits (to be confronted with 5* fuckwit yesterday), who can't or won't follow simple instructions, hence my thread for today linky

However, because I am a gentleman I have offered old_fat_and_hairy here some advice on what to do with his surplus supply of babyoil. Actually haribo, make yourself useful, go and get the formulla for babyoil to dresssize.

Or better still, come and see me in person, I will do the assesment than.

Originally Posted by speedybham

Originally Posted by Haribo

You Guys are being extreamly helpful......are you all feeling ok???

No I'm not fcukin OK. I am fcukin pi$$ed off with fcukwits (to be confronted with 5* fuckwit yesterday), who can't or won't follow simple instructions, hence my thread for today linky

However, because I am a gentleman I have offered old_fat_and_hairy here some advice on what to do with his surplus supply of babyoil. Actually haribo, make yourself useful, go and get the formulla for babyoil to dresssize.

sounds like your having just as bad a week as me

i'll be nice and see if i can sort your request out to cheer you up

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by speedybham

Originally Posted by Haribo

You Guys are being extreamly helpful......are you all feeling ok???

No I'm not fcukin OK. I am fcukin pi$$ed off with fcukwits (to be confronted with 5* fuckwit yesterday), who can't or won't follow simple instructions, hence my thread for today linky

However, because I am a gentleman I have offered old_fat_and_hairy here some advice on what to do with his surplus supply of babyoil. Actually haribo, make yourself useful, go and get the formulla for babyoil to dresssize.

Or better still, come and see me in person, I will do the assesment than.

who me or speedy? :o